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Rita is a Yumejoshi who absolutely loves otome games, but all her friends insist she has no “romantic cells”. In other words, they think she’s completely incapable of understanding love.
Rita: Nonsense! (╯`Д′)╯彡 ┻━┻
To prove them wrong, Rita downloaded one of the most notoriously difficult otome games in the entire yumejoshi community, vowing to clear 100 Happy Endings within a month.
But reality hit hard: Rita genuinely had zero romantic cells.
The game’s realism was off the charts. Not only did it feature love routes, but it also included intense combat systems and career-building mechanics.
Rita: Ha! Don’t even think about seducing me. My only goal is my husbando! … Wait, what? The enemy is attacking the base? Counterattack! Boost combat power! Expand influence!
Before she even realized it, Rita had turned the otome game into a hybrid of military conquest and empire management. Everyone’s Romance Points were rock-bottom, while her in-game career skyrocketed.
Tsukinogi Miu: … So, are you playing an otome game or a business simulator?
Rita: Obviously an otome game!
Miu pointed at Rita’s account stats:
— Sky-high combat power.
— Stellar reputation.
— Founder of a wildly successful development company.
— Number of active romantic relationships: 0.
Rita: … It’s not that I don’t care about romance! It’s just… the battle mechanics are way too fun!
Still, Rita was confident she could handle both. Surely she could snag at least one Happy Ending… somehow.
Miu smiled gently: Go to sleep, dear. You can have it all in your dreams.
Feeling belittled by her best friend, Rita was furious. She decided to set aside her career ambitions and focus solely on romance.
Rita asked her friend: How do I make everyone fall for me instantly?
Myoukuu Suzaku: Happiness is easy to forget. But pain? Pain lingers. Feed them sugar-coated blades.
Rita: But what if I get a Bad Ending… ( •᷄ὤ•᷅)
Suzaku: If your calculations are precise enough, even a Bad Ending can become a disguised Happy Ending.
Rita: … That actually makes a lot of sense! (⊙ o ⊙)
And so, Rita charged head-first into every Bad Ending route she could find.
「Afterglow」❥ Bungou Stray Dogs
The world feared her, the infamous Boss of the Port Mafia.
But only those closest to her knew the truth: her gentleness existed. It was just that she gave it all to them.
She protected them from all harm. She became their shield, their lighthouse in the darkness.
She died for her ideals. Her soul, eternally tormented, left behind a legacy of hope, strength, and a city that would shine forever.
“Even after death, I will protect Yokohama. I’ll weave my soul into an unbreakable shield, because this is our home.”
…
「Witching Hour」❥ Jujutsu Kaisen
She is a Jujutsu Sorcerer, and also a Curse. Her very existence, from the very beginning, was deemed a mistake.
Mad, defiant, and dismissive of everyone. She shook the entire jujutsu world, overturned its order, and slaughtered all who opposed her.
To others, she is nothing more than a lunatic.
“You must survive. Raise those children to become true Jujutsu Sorcerers. Reform this rotten world.”
“Satoru, Suguru, eradicating all that filth is our shared wish.”
“But the infamy, the scorn… it should fall on one person alone.”
She let out a faint laugh.
“So I’ll help you carry it out.”
…
「Aurora」❥ Katekyo Hitman Reborn
People said she was a calamity, the one destined to bring about the end of the world.
People said she should vanish. Her existence would only hasten the world’s destruction.
But they knew that the world had long since shattered into countless fragments. It was she who gathered those broken pieces, one by one. Even as the shards cut into her until blood poured freely, she stubbornly clutched them tightly in her hands.
They asked her if she regretted it. She had tried with all her strength to keep the world from disappearing, yet in the end she was reviled as the one who would bring about its final day… Did she regret it?
“Regret? Why should I?”
“If my death could bring peace to this world, then I would always be willing.”
…
「Eclipse」❥ Worldly Realm
Every route ended in a Bad Ending.
But every character’s Romance Points? 100%!
Rita boasted to Miu: Look, girl! I finally have romantic cells! ̑̑୧( ⁼̴̶̤̀ω⁼̴̶̤́ )૭”
— And then the boundary between the game world and reality shattered completely.
❥ Pairing: ... (non-CP but reverse harem). Rita really has no love cells, everyone loves her but Rita's lover is her career (?).
Please do not mention any other CP besides All x Rita.
The story begins when many of the characters are minors, so there will be no 16+ plot. The characters' feelings are initially platonic, but gradually change to romantic love as they grow up.
♡ Love Interests (may change in the future):
『Bungou Stray Dogs』
- Mori Ougai.
- Dazai Osamu.
- Fyodor Mikhaylovich Dostoyevsky (toxic relationship).
- Fukuzawa Yukichi (friendship).
- Natsume Soseki (teacher-student relationship).
- ...
Maybe there will be in the future...
- Nakajima Atsushi (owner-pet affection?).
- Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (admiration?).
The stage belongs to Dazai Osamu, Nakahara Chuuya, Mori Ougai and Edogawa Ranpo (the order listed clearly shows the frequency of appearance). However, there are also many other characters who have feelings for Rita (not romantic love).
…
♡ Love Interests (may change in the future):
- Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru.
- Fushiguro Toji (best friend).
…
♡ Love Interests (may change in the future):
- Tsunayoshi Sawada (Vongola Decimo) and his Guardians.
- Giotto (Vongola Primo) and his Guardians.
- Reborn.
- Byakuran (love-hate/toxic relationship?).
❖ Mainly about BSD and JJK, KHR is secondary and appears very little.
★ Rita's Stats: Combat Prowess 10/10, Cunning 4/10, Physical Constitution 0/10, Aesthetic Sense 5/10, Sense of Direction 10/10, Cooking Skills 0/10, Baking Skills 10/10, Love Cells 1/10, Love for Husbandos and Waifus 1000/10!
Rita's Motto: "Perform ten good deeds every day."
Rita is not a saint, but she loves the world; she would never bring harm to the world or to the people she cares about. Nor is Rita a genius on the level of Dazai Osamu or Edogawa Ranpo, so do not be surprised if you see her being easily outwitted and spun in circles by other characters.
Rita is not perfect. She possesses numerous bad habits and flaws, and while you are free to dislike her as a character, please refrain from directing any insults toward the character herself or the author.
➪ I do not own the original work or any of the associated characters. The characters belong entirely to the original author and illustrator. This is a work of fiction, written solely for entertainment purposes and existing outside the scope of the original canon.
✧ The story features Original Characters (OCs) created by me to serve the plot. It also includes fabricated details regarding the characters' backstories.
✍︎︎ English is not my native language, my English is quite poor, so I hope everyone can understand (and give me suggestions for correction) if I have made any mistakes (ง'̀-'́)ง
𓁹 All the theories in the story are mine and I came up with an AU of my own. Although the AU was created by me, I will still try to write the story based on all the events contained in the canon. OOC is inevitable. Mary Sue.
⚠︎︎ This is not a reader-insert story. If you don't like it, you can choose not to read.
※ There are many violent scenes in the story, some of the characters have psychological trauma or/and have some mental illness. Many extreme acts such as killing, torture, confinement, abuse are likely to be described in detail.
Please consider carefully before reading!
This work is purely fictional and written for entertainment purposes, I absolutely do not endorse or support any of the extreme actions or thoughts mentioned above.