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Bad Velvette love potion song
*evil witch cackel*
Wel-come to-my domaa-aaain
I-know-the-look-that's-in-your-eyes, you're all the same
You-want-to sa-tis-fyyyy your lust
I-can-help-you with that, I just need your trust
Though-I-make-the-people-you-lust-after
And-then-I-break-them when-I'm-done
I can't understand what you wa-aaant
But I can- still help you-don't tell me I can't
Just take this little crime in a bottle
Just one drop and they'l be enamored.
I know exactly what you neee-eeeed
Don't even look back, trust me and folow my leeeeeaaad
Stronger than poison
Can never be broken
Just pour a drop in to their glass
If it fails, won't pay the price
Poison love of hellish flames
I don't have no moral compass, so this will be your lucky day,
Just folow my lead
That's the only mesage that you need to heeeeeed
Though-I-make-the-people-you-lust-after
And-then-I-break-them-at-my-will
I don't understand your desi-iiiiiire
But I can still help you, I have this power
Just take this little criiime in a bottle
Just one drop and they'l be enaa-aaamored.
I know exactly what you nee-eeeeed
Don't even look back, trust me, the strongest of the Veeeeeeeees
They will never be the same,
If they ask I'm not the one to blame
Just spike their drink, don't tell me you can't,
We live in hell,
I'm not that dumb
I know you've seen and done this a thousand times befo-oooore
Come on, you can do this, you're not starting a war
Though-I-make-the-people-you-lust-after
And-then-I-bend-them-to-my-will
I don't understand what you feeeeeeeeeel
But I can still help you,
You know that
I'm the one you need
Just take this little crime in a bottle
Just one drop and they'l be enamored.
I know exactly what you neeeeeee-eeeeeeed
Don't even look back, trust me, I always succed
Don't seek help from no other,
I'm the one you need,
They say that I am harmless
The weakest of the V's,
Well here's the proof that they're all wroooooong,
No time to think,
Just one drop and you can't go back,
Now fill their drink
Won't suffer the consequence if they don't see
They will never be the same
Right down there at your feet
Though-I-make-the-people-you-lust-after
And-then-I-twist-them-to-my-whim
I don't understand what you neeeeeeeed
But I'l make sure that you'l be the only one they see
So take this little criiime in a bottle
Just one drop and they'l be enamored.
I know exactly what you neeeeeed
Don't even look back, trust me, they'l never leave
Never needing no one else, that's the life they'l live
Tired of hearing the same old ,,no''?
Don't worry honey, give me that money,
I assure you this will work
And for those who didn't consent,
Well sorry honey,
I made my money,
I made my fame,
And I don't care if I'm the one to blame
You will be the one they need, don't worry for the other party, 'cause that's the way they feel
So take this little criiime in a bottle
Just one drop and they'l be enamored.
I know exactly what you neeeeeed
Don't even look back, trust me, this love will feel real
They all think that this will make them happy, but it's not real love,
They all still keep pouring
No one can fix stupid
I have them twisted 'round my finger,
With a little bottle like no other
'Cause Val's just the face, and I'm the grace
Won't fight back,
I'm the strongest overlord
Won't stop,
And I have already succeeeded
Don't look back,
You have
What you wanted,
Don't care if now
You feel traped
In the palm of my haaaand
Can't make a staaaand
Can't twist hell against me,
I'm the closet thing they have to a queen
Now that Lilith's not around,
And you'l find yourself in the grooouuuund
So take this little criiime in a boooooottle
Just one drop and they'l be enamoooored.
I don't trully belieeeeeve this is what you neeeeeed
But I know you'l trust me and never stop following my leeeaaaaaad
So take this little criiime in a bottle
Just one drop and they'l be enamored.
I know exactly what you feel
Don't even look back, trust me, this love is exactly,
Exactly
Exactly what you need.
*Evil witch cackel*
Still writing stupid hazbin songs. Why?
Velvette and Valentino fix Vox's mistake
Vel: *apears* Hey, hi, hello!
Val: Welcome to the show!
Vel: Know we had a bit of a scandal last time.
Val: No, it's not a problem, we'll all be alright
Vel: We'll make this right!
Val: After Voxxys attempted suicide
Vel: That almost led to genocide!
Val: (Vox? My boyfriend? How? I don't know him.)
Vel: We're not on Vox's side
Val: (We never were, alright?) 'Specialy not now that Vox lost.
Vel: *glares at Val* It.(*pointedly*)
Val: We're your saviours
Vel: Entertainers
With Val as the face
Val: And the muscle and the head and the grace
Vel: And me as the backbone (that makes sure you don't fall or slip)
Val:*anoyed*(Swear this wasn't in the script)
Vel:Your suport, your cohort
Val:(That I can get behind)
Vel:And for anyone who says we're together
Val:First of all, fuck you
Vel:And also I'm a lesbian
(Val:Like that's ever stopped me from fucking someone. Babydoll.
Vel:And I didn't need to know that)
Vel:Up, up, up we will rise
Val:We're still the Vee's
Vel: Just not the three's
Val:Our empire will rise back up
Vel:But we can't do this one-on-one
Val and Vel:So shake my hand, the best of deals, you'l be a star like me.
Trust us
(switches from stage to a room with a big window)
Vel:Val!
Val:What?
Vel:We need to fix this!
Val:Didn't we already do it?
Vel:No, the people on our side are gone!
Val:Don't worry, babydoll, we'l get this done.
Vel:How?
Val:(Please tell me you know how)
Vel:Yes, I do just hoping for some help, here's how we'll return our name
Val:And our fame, our game, and what else do we have to gain?
Vel:Nothing, but so much to lose; our job our life.
Our lifeline is twisting and turning the truth, lying and deffying, not even trying, striping all deniability, well this time, undeniability's our liability.
So lets try what we do best lying, deffying, not even trying lets do some victimizing
Val:I don't understand
Vel:Val, come on, these people are dumb!
We stole their souls, exploited them, then made it look fun!
Vox caused the damage but in two seconds that'l be undone.
Val:So what's our plan?
Vel:What's our motto, what's our mark?
Val:Trust us?
Vel: We'll that's gone, Vox got exposed, but he was the only one lying, we're still trust-warthy
Val:What do you mean?
Vel:Come on Val, think! How does the rest of hell see? Symphatetic, safe, even Vox seemed great, what if he was the only one who failed?
Val:I think I understand what you say.
Vel:Come on lets go and play the game.
Val:Lets win the game.
Vel:Control every play.(Starting stream...) We'll twist the truth.(now)
Val:Vox was so rude!Neglected and abandoned us!
Vel:And then also broke our trust!
Val:I was his boyfriend!
Vel:His best friend!
Didn't spare me a second glance!
Val:Thought it was just stress, perchance.
Vel:He went off on all of us.
Vel and Val:Realized he didn't care
He played me like a pawn
Betrayed me by late dawn
Vel: But Val steped up! Protected us all!
Vel and random people:We all joined in! We started to sing. The Vees still win.
Vel and Val: We're your entertainers, now your saviours, let us be your protectors!
Just shake my hand and you'll be fine, hang on us like a lifeline!
Morningstars hotel might work, (Vox's lies not ours, we were still cohereced) but hear me out sample size is one, how do you think the scum of the world'l get this done.
I'm bad, but aren't we all, you can still trust us, we'l help, I promise you'l be safe.
Vel:Until next time we meet
Val:In at most a week.
(Switch stream off)
Vel:Ha-look at that worked like a charm!
Val:Wow, these people are dumb!
Vel:Our ratings have gone up!
Val:I guess this mess is done.
Vel: For now.