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Turn the Comments Off!

Summary:

A Mirandy Social Media AU wherein Andy was asking Miranda to turn off her Instagram comments. She's feeling a little jealous of Miranda's fans.

Notes:

Thank you to all my twt mutuals who let me use their usernames for this social media AU. This is dedicated to you guys <3

@priecclys @PlsCallMeMary @tobetrulyloved

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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mpriestly 2.3M 9,623 7,154 1,267
Liked by emilycharlton and others mpriestly In a @RunwayMag page for April 2026. Get your copies now. Link in bio. View all 9623 comments
priecclys IMPREGNATE ME
priecclys Can your wife fight?!
tobetrulyloved she's not a hear me out, she's a #HoldMeBack
PlsCallMeMary girls don't want boys! girls want miranda priestly!
andysachs @priecclys i definitely could, let's test that theory
emilycharlton @NigelKipling andy is fighting fans on the comments
NigelKipling @andysachs You're not winning the thirsty comment olympics.
April 3, 2026

 

mpriestly 2.1M 8,082 6,529 982
Liked by emilycharlton and others mpriestly #ThrowbackThursday Photo was taken from 2006. Good times. View all 8082 comments
priecclys my ultimate goal in life is to marry you 💞
tobetrulyloved miranda priestly you are MOTHER
PlsCallMeMary do you do weddings? but you as my bride?
andysachs @mpriestly when are you turning off the comments?
NigelKipling @andysachs Who is this sad, little person?
emilycharlton @andysachs she's your wife. nobody's taking her from you.
April 9, 2026

 

mpriestly 2.2M 9,298 8,093 1,839
Liked by emilycharlton and others mpriestly At an event with @dolcegabbana. View all 9298 comments
priecclys oh i just know that it's big 🫦
tobetrulyloved MOTHER POSTED OMG
PlsCallMeMary my gay icon 🏳️‍🌈
andysachs ?
NigelKipling @andysachs Jealous?
emilycharlton @andysachs there's this app called iMessage. even this app has DMs. people use it these days to communicate.
mpriestly @andysachs Change your last name.
April 14, 2026

 

mpriestly 3.4M 9,987 9032 2,389
Liked by emilycharlton and others mpriestly I paint the town red. View all 9987 comments
priecclys I will kiss every path that you step on, your majesty
tobetrulyloved The Queen is back!
PlsCallMeMary SHOULDER OMGGG
andysachs you still haven't turned off the comments.
mpriestly @andysachs I'm enjoying reading these lovely comments.
andysachs @mpriestly oh, you do?
NigelKipling Alright everyone, the parents are fighting.
emilycharlton @NigelKipling they are so dramatic.
amari @mpriestly Should I book you a hotel room once back in New York?
mpriestly @amari No. But do remind Andrea to change her last name.
April 19, 2026

 

miranda shades
big 🍆

Today 07:46 PM

Andy: turn off your instagram comments

Miranda: Change your last name.

Andy: stop posting your face all over that app

Andy: you're never active on instagram!

Miranda: Jealous?

Andy: and what if i am?

Miranda: You're always hanging out with that Peter guy.

Andy: i only needed him for an article! that lunch was nothing.

Andy: and how do you even know about him? you're in another country!

Miranda: You were all smiles for him.

Miranda: I have eyes around.

Andy: i'm gonna kill emily.

Miranda: I've been away a month for work, and I'm already in a competition with another person.

Miranda: But I love me a challenge.

Andy: says the one who's enjoying all the thirsty comments on her posts. you're so annoying.

Miranda: Am I annoying?

Andy: yes

Miranda: Good.

Miranda: I'm telling Amari to book you a flight to South Korea. We'll be together until I'm done working around the globe.

Miranda: You'll be attached to my hip. I'm done with these games.

Andy: miranda, i have a lot of work to do here! i can't be out of town all of a sudden.

Miranda: You're working remote, because I said so.

Miranda: I'm your boss after all.

Miranda: And I hate sharing what's mine.

Miranda: Pass on whatever project you're doing with that Peter person. Hand it over to another employee. I don't trust him, Andrea.

Miranda: Understand?

Andy: i hate you so much.

Miranda: You don't.

Miranda: Don't worry. I'll apologize to you...in bed.

Miranda: You like that?

Andy: stop teasing me

Miranda: I'm not.

Andy: fuck you

Miranda: Trust me, you will.

Andy: turn off your comments first

Miranda: Will that lessen your anger towards me?

Andy: maybe?

Miranda: I'll do it if you agree to change your last name.

Miranda: I want everyone to know you're mine.

Miranda: Understood?

Andy: okay

Andy: and i swear, peter is just peter. a guy i met for work. nothing else. you don't have to worry about him.

Miranda: Good to know.

Andy: i'm yours

Miranda: I'm yours too.

Andy: are you posting another instagram photo?

Miranda: If you want me to, I would.

Andy: yes please, handsome?

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mpriestly 4.4M 9984 3,092
Liked by emilycharlton and others mpriestly Busy month at work. Can't wait to be reunited with you, my beautiful darling @andreapriestly. Comments on this post have been limited.
andreapriestly i miss you, my love.
April 19, 2026

 

mpriestly 5.9M 9894 4,527
Liked by emilycharlton and others mpriestly Who's this beautiful woman beside me? @andreapriestly Comments on this post have been limited.
April 27, 2026

Notes:

Full credits to all the makers of the skins used in this fic.

Used skins:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/77653461/chapters/205263801#workskin
https://archiveofourown.org/works/79674881/chapters/209065961#workskin