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4:38 PM - 13/05
TENYA IIDA created a chat with @small might, @gravity? never heard of her, and 19 others
@TENYA IIDA: hello everyone! mr aizawa has requested i make a class group chat for us to discuss class work, homework, assignments, etc. please do not mess around in this groupchat, it is strictly for school-related topics only! thank you.
TENYA IIDA has given admin rights to: @momo yaoyorozu, @shota aizawa
@kyoka jirou: yaomomo can i change our names please
@momo yaoyorozu: @TENYA IIDA is it alright with you?
@TENYA IIDA: i don't see why not! but i ask you to not mess around. @kyoka jirou
@kyoka jirou: oooookayyyyy :)
kyoka jirou has changed their name to: @sailor uranus
airpods pro has changed @momo yaoyorozu's name to: @sailor neptune
@sailor neptune: i don't understand these names but i like them :)
@sailor uranus: these two are characters from the sailor moon series! they are a lesbian power couple just like us!!
@sailor uranus: we can binge watch the series for our next date
@sailor neptune: i'd like that <3
@pinkie pie: lets go lesbians !!
@pikachu wannabe: HIIIII MINAAAAAAA ＼(≧▽≦)／
@pinkie pie: HIIII DENKIIII (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ
@greatexplosionmurdergoddynamight: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
@small might: kacchan sybau be nice
@greatexplosionmurdergoddynamight: die
@small might: how about i just take a swan dive
@greatexplosionmurdergoddynamight: IZUKU.
@gravity? never heard of her: DEKU NO
@pikachu wannabe: NOOOOOO MIDOBROOO
@spiderman: MIDORIYAAAAA STOPPP
@prince zuko: izu :(
@small might: sorry sho (╥﹏╥)
@prince zuko: are you okay? want me to come over?
@small might: im fine but you can come!
@prince zuko: on my way
@sailor uranus: heh gay
@greatexplosionmurdergoddynamight: i swear to god if u fuckers wake eiji up ill murder u all.
@small might: EIJI?
@call me tsu: lmao hes down bad
@greatexplosionmurdergoddynamight: shut up pikki ass bitch u like pink cheeks
greatexplosionmurdergoddynamight changed @call me tsu 's name to @pikki
@cant see me: who's pikki?
@pikki: kerropi from sanrio's sister lol
@small might: wait thats acc sweet awh
@greatexplosionmurdergoddynamight: shut it
2:57 AM - 14/05
@pikachu wannabe: does aizawa gay @sleepless
@sleepless: how the fuck would i know
@pikachu wannabe: cus hes ur dad
@sleepless: oh yeah
@sleepless: hes been married to present mic for like 5 years now lol
@small might: WHAT
@pikachu wannabe: NO WAY
@spiderman: HOLY SHIT??
@sleepless: its lwk obvious lolz
@TENYA IIDA: although he is your father, we shouldn't be talking about sensei's personal life!!! also you should all be asleep!!!
@cant stop 'twink'ling: can you let it slide just this once mon cheri? it's very entertaining especially at this hour when i cannot sleep ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆
@TENYA IIDA: ...
@TENYA IIDA: alright.
@prince zuko: hes down BAD on periodt yes queen slay the house down you ate and left no crumbs pookie
@greatexplosionmurdergoddynamight: who the fuck taught icyhot how to talk like this
@pikachu wannabe: blinks innocently
@greatexplosionmurdergoddynamight: drown
@rockhard: katsu dont be mean pls :(
@greatexplosionmurdergoddynamight: okay sorry
@small might: whipped
@pinkie pie: whipped
@pikachu wannabe: whipped
@spiderman: whipped
@cant see me: whipped
@gravity? never heard of her: whipped
@basicboi: whipped
@𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯: whipped (￣▽￣*)ゞ
@cakemaster: whipped
@mcr number 1 fan: whipped
@octopus: whipped
@sailor uranus: WHIPPED HAHA
@sailor neptune: whipped..?
@pikki: whipped
@prince zuko: whipped
@cant stop 'twink'ling: whipped .｡.:*☆
@TENYA IIDA: whipped? did i do it right?
@sleepless: whipped lol and yes iida u did it right
@greatexplosionmurdergoddynamight: fuck all of you
@greatexplosionmurdergoddynamight: and since when was this bitch in our class
@shota aizawa: since mineta got expelled two days ago for his third attempt at groping a female student
@sailor neptune: i am overjoyed that he is no longer attending UA but i am also disappointed it had to be at the expense of that poor girl
@gravity? never heard of her: agreed :/
@pinkie pie: if you dont mind me asking, who did he grope?
@shota aizawa: mei hatsume, from the support class. midoriya, you and her are friends right?
@small might: yes! me and mei are friends
@small might: also can i get arrested for murdering a certain grape-haired boy
@shota aizawa: yes you can so dont even try. now go to sleep.
7:34 AM - 14/05
@gravity? never heard of her: i js woke up and realised iida dosent have a nickname
@pinkie pie: wait omg i have an idea
pinkie pie changed @TENYA IIDA's name to @captain holt
pinkie pie changed @cant stop 'twink'ling 's name to @kevin cozner
@small might: AKLHSKJHWIEKLUDA LMAOOOOO B99 REF
@pinkie pie: YES.
@captain holt: who is captain holt and kevin cozner? are they heroes?
@kevin cozner: non, mon amour! .｡.:*☆
@kevin cozner: they are characters from a series named 'brooklyn 99' .｡.:*☆
@greatexplosionmurdergoddynamight: does ur keyboard just automatically type those fuckass stars
@kevin cozner: oui! .｡.:*☆
@greatexplosionmurdergoddynamight: gross
@small might: kacchan stfu
@greatexplosionmurdergoddynamight: no ❤︎
@small might: i'll leak those texts.
@greatexplosionmurdergoddynamight: fuck you.
@small might: u love me <3
@rockhard: what texts?
@small might: oh honey bun sugar plum..
@greatexplosionmurdergoddynamight: deku shut the fuck up
@small might: the texts.pdf
@pikachu wannabe: OMG WHO KNEW BAKUBITCH WAS A HOPELESS ROMANTIC
@greatexplosionmurdergoddynamight: fuck all of you
@prince zuko: even me
@greatexplosionmurdergoddynamight: especially you freezer burn