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It was a lovely and sunny day in Turitopulis. Kyoko had decided to visit her friend, Brad Thaniyel, aka GRIEFER. She mainly just wanted to check on him, especially after what happened with the Venomshank. She had brought a cake from a random guy back in Bizville from her vacation, as they didn't really sell cakes here in Turitopulis. While in Bizville, she had heard something about shady guys selling cakes on the news, but never really paid any mind to it.
…maybe she should've. But oh well!
She met Griefer at the local skatepark, where he was doing a bunch of tricks while his pet gorilla watched. It was intriguing to Kyoko on how he even tamed such a beast.
“Hey Brad!”
Kyoko greeted loudly, her free arm waving rapidly as she rushed over to say hello to the guy.
“0H! H3Y KY0K0!”
Griefer replied, nearly losing his balance as he settled his sk8board. Before walking over to Kyoko.
“L0NG T1M3 N0 S33, KY0,.. H0W W4S B1ZV1LL3?”
“Pretty good, actually! I got this cake from this guy, so we can share,,!”
Kyoko took out the cake. It was a strawberry-chocolate cake but instead of the usual cherries, it was topped with raspberries. Maybe it was actually a chocolate gateau. Who knows. But it looked so.. Soo… GOOD.
Brad snatched a slice, and devoured it, Kyoko followed, with a more refined grace.
It was only a few minutes before the whole cake was gone.
Kyoko and Brad sat down on the picnic table nearby, and chatted about the player, as the Gorilla hit a fakie ollie. Then, the picnic table seemed to groan and creak. How odd. Griefer glanced down and noticed that his thighs seemed to be a lot bigger than before, his pants straining against his mass.
“KY0… 1 TH1NK S0M3TH1NG W4S UP W1TH TH4T C4K3.”
Kyoko looked down too. And noticed it as well.
“And I thought that it was only Krabby Patties that went to your thighs… maybe I shouldn't have trusted that shady guy…”
“D1D Y0U N0T H34R 4B0UT BUY1NG C4K3S FR0M SH4DY GUYS 0N TH3 N3WS-”
CREAAAAKKK
…
CRASH
The picnic table collapsed.