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"I can't wait to see the sunset! Absolutely NOTHING will be stopping me AS I'M SUCTION CUP MAN LOOK AT ME GO!!!"
Eventually Suction cup man reaches the top of the tower however before he was able to get to the rooftop he saw Guy holding a microwave.
"Huh it seems like you finally beaten me to it for once business dummy!"
Silence.
"Why are you so quiet today! And why the fuck are you holding a microwave! We're at the fucking top! YOU CAN'T MICROWAVE SHIT!"
Silence.
"HELLO?? ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE?? MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! I'M TRYING TO GET TO THE ROOFTOP OVER HERE!"
Guy just stared at Suction Cup Man and slowly lifted the microwave up to the air. At this point Suction Cup Man realised what was going on but once he tried to take action it was too late. Guy released the microwave from his hands and it made great impact against Suction Cup Man causing him to fall at a tremendous speed.
"HOLY SHIT!"
...
"Ehhh he'll be fine. He have a parachute after all!"
While that was true. The weight of the microwave made the parachute fail.
"Or maybe not. Well it's not my problem now."
Guy proceeded to exit the rooftop and seconds after he did that he got a call.
"God who's calling me at this hour? I don't have any meetings today."
It was Penny.
"Oh right. Of course. Penny."
He answered the call "Hello Penny? This better be important."
"Uhm sir? I heard some screaming and then I saw a man literally falling off the building. What's going on?"
"It's nothing to worry about."
"You need to check up on him!"
.....
"Ok Penny I will."
Guy hung up and growled at the fact that now he had to make sure Suction Cup Man was okay. I mean it's Suction Cup Man he'll probably will be okay.
He did eventually exit the building however it seemed that no one was there.
"He probably ran away. In that case he's fine! Just as I suspected!"
Something blue and round could be seen nearby and so Guy went to pick it up
"Wait a minute... This is Suction Cup Man's helmet!"
...
"Hey boss!" Guy quickly turned around. Suction Cup Man shirt is ripped from the impact and his left arm got a huge scar. That arm also does seem out of place too. Guy couldn't even bare to imagine how much pain that could cause. Or better yet. How is he still alive?
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?"