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All the fairies, anti-fairies, and pixies were gathered for the last competition of the Fairy World Games. Everyone was tied at 82 points, and no one knew what to do for a tie breaker. They had gone through every sport and game imaginable. It was over who had the best pizza, which is pretty stupid, but whatever. You do you I guess.
Cupid decided after a while that the last round of games should be "who can survive without falling for a siren trying to seduce them".
"Why should we do that?!" Jorgen argued, "The pixies will win, you idiot!"
That was a fair point, the pixies were pretty emotionless.
"Well, I have the bow and arrow!" Cupid smugly shot back, "We can totally win this!"
All the magical creatures gathered, as the stadium gained a large pool. It probably would be a better idea to just bring them all to a beach, but the rest of fairy world, anti-fairy world, and pixie world wanted to see this.
The competitors in this game were teams of two form each side. Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda from the Anti-fairies, HP and Sanderson from the pixies, and Cupid and Juandissimo from the fairies.
"Why are WE together??" Cupid yelled at Timmy.
"Because Cosmo and Wanda would be a bad choice against Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda! Just go with it!"
"And why are we together?" HP asked like he would be annoyed if he had any emotion in his tone.
"You guys chose your teams." Timmy shrugged.
Everyone got in their places, waiting for the competition to start. They all spread out to different parts of the pool, and the first sign of life seen around Sandersons section of the pool.
Before anyone could see who would try to seduce the pixie, pretty much everyone was immedietly targeted by a pool siren. Actually, why is it a pool? They should've just made the stadium a beach-
Cupid was easily gonna win this. He just shot the siren with a love arrow and made the siren look at HP. Boom, siren was gone, HP had to deal with an annoying siren who was obsessed with him, and the fairies were gonna win. He looked over to Juandissimo do see how he was doing.
Cupid saw Juandissimo trying to fight off a siren that looked exactly like him.
Juandissimo noticed Cupid looking pretty quickly, since he was desprately trying to avoid and ignore the siren.
They both made eye contact.
Cupid's eyes lit up as he saw Juandissimo leaning closer. He leaned in as well. and when they both got clos-
Hell nah that didn't happen.
Juandissimo looked more like
"Why did that siren take my image and try to seduce you." Cupid asked.
Juandissimo just shrugged in return. Like he didn't know why the siren targeting him JUST HAPPENED to look like Cupid.
"I- I mean, MAYBE that's Wanda! You both have very similar hai-"
"No, that's definately me."
...
Not to worry, they did in fact start very agressively making ou-
And that's how the fairies won the Fairy World Games. Since both fairies managed to avoid falling for the siren, and Anti-Cosmo AND HP lost, that meant the Fairies got the 83rd point and Timmy got to make Anti-Cosmo and HP do whatever he wanted-
"And that's how your Godfather and I got together!" Cupid finished his story to Remy.
Remy was VERY invested in the story, while Juandissimo watched with a bit of annoyance.
"WHY are we telling the kid this?"
"It's valentines day! And it's a LOVE STORY!!! Literally perfect for today!"
"Shut up, Juandissimo! I wanna hear more stories!"