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M4RTN: hey man, i just saw ur tweet about fanfiction commissions. imma hit you up on that offer
KKEON: omg hi!
KKEON: ur actually my first customer LOL
KKEON: im hashtag nervous
M4RTN: hahgsh
M4RTN: haha.*
KKEON: 😂🙌
M4RTN: lol.
M4RTN: so uhm.. do i just tell you what i want?
KKEON: pretty much!
KKEON: like just outline what characters + plot ur looking for
KKEON: be as specific as u'd like, it's up to u man
M4RTN: alr, gimme a sec to copy paste it from my notes app
KKEON: ofc, no rush
M4RTN: CHARACTERS > Marty x Joehoon. PLOT > marty is a tall, lanky, slim, attractive teenage boy. joehoon is a shorter, pretty boy with plump lips and eyes u could get lost in forever. write about them in highschool and make joehoon confess to marty by asking him to prom
KKEON: great ty! any other details u want me know about urself before i start writing?
M4RTN: wdym?
KKEON: like, to make it more personally accurate to u
M4RTN: me?
M4RTN: it's not about me
M4RTN: why would you think that
KKEON: oh.. ur display name is martin so i just thought
M4RTN: 😂😂😂
M4RTN: marty is my OC
M4RTN: original character
M4RTN: please dont insult him im sensitive
KKEON: sorry but like
KKEON: the blonde in ur pfp isnt u then?
M4RTN: what profile picture
KKEON: wtf
KKEON: where did it go
KKEON: did u just remove it???
M4RTN: idk what ur talking about
M4RTN: i never had a pfp
KKEON: right..
KKEON: anyway
KKEON: im just gonna start writing, please be patient while i do so and i'll contact you once i'm finished writing ^_^
M4RTN: k, thanks bro 👊
KKEON:
Joehoon was walking down the school corridor with his lips that were very plump and red. He seen Marty at his locker being tall and blonde as usual. Joehoons heart was beating really fastly because he had a crush on Marty for like months maybe even a year but he didn’t count exactly so he's not sure.
“Hey Marty,” Joehoon said nervously and his voice cracked really badly, echoing off the walls. “I was wondering if maybe you wanted to go to prom with me together, heh...”
Marty looked at him for a few seconds. Then he brushed his long blonde hair away dramatically. “Yes sure, I will go with you.”
Joehoon leaned forward and smashed their plump lips together.
M4RTN: LMFAOOOO WHAT THE FUCK
M4RTN: holy shit im crying bro
KKEON: what?? is something wrong?
M4RTN: im legit gonna kill myself what the fuck did i just read
KKEON: i'm not sure i understand
M4RTN: lemme make it clear for u twin
M4RTN: first of all, i dont have long blonde hair? where tf did that come from
KKEON: i thought marty wasn't u
M4RTN: second of all, it's fucking terrible
M4RTN: like literal ass
M4RTN: is this ur first time writing
M4RTN: ever
M4RTN: like genuinely have u ever written a story before today
KKEON: what can i do to make you happier with the result?
M4RTN: delete it
M4RTN: and then block me
M4RTN: pretend this never happened
KKEON: but i wrote it
KKEON: so u need to pay me
M4RTN: im not giving u SHIT bro 😭😭😭
KKEON: ?
KKEON: please don't scam me
M4RTN: brah ur the one scamming ppl dont pmo
M4RTN: but fine yk what
M4RTN: i'll send ur tweet to my friend, he'll give u business
M4RTN: is that good enough for u
KKEON: i mean... i guess
KKEON: should i block u now?
M4RTN: yes please ❤️
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JAMEZzz: helloooo
JAMEZzz: can i buy a commission from you?
KKEON: absolutely
KKEON: are u martins frinend?
KKEON: friend*
JAMEZzz: that unfortunately is exactly who i am
JAMEZzz: but dw man
JAMEZzz: ik martin can be harsh sometimes
JAMEZzz: don't take whatever he said to heart
KKEON: ah, thank you
KKEON: he didn't show you our messages, then?
JAMEZzz: nah.
KKEON: oh thank god
JAMEZzz: ?
JAMEZzz: should i be worried or
KKEON: HAHA nooooooo omg
KKEON: dont worry!
KKEON: it'll be a pleasure doing business with me
KKEON: heh
JAMEZzz: okay thats nice...
JAMEZzz: i was thinking of just commissioning a story about a boy dealing with the struggles of dealing with sad thoughts tormenting his mind, but finding comfort in music
JAMEZzz: is that alright to ask for?
KKEON: omg of course
KKEON: i'll write it right now
KKEON:
james was a boy who was kinda always sad and depressed so he just stayed in his room most days and stared at the wall and thought about stuff that made him more sad.
one day there was a knock on his door and he thought it was just the postman or something but when he opened it it was literally Jackson Wang from GOT7 standing there.
jackson wang said “hey james i heard you're depressed! come with me let's go party tonight”
james didnt even know what to say because like why is jackson wang just casually at his front door but fuck it, he just nodded and grabbed his jacket.
then they went out and partyed and it was absolutely crazy.
JAMEZzz: did you mean to send that?
KKEON: wdym?
JAMEZzz: like is this the first draft
JAMEZzz: or what is this
JAMEZzz: surely this isn't my commission HAHA
KKEON: omg what
KKEON: nooooo
KKEON: no way 😂😂😂😂
KKEON: stop ur making me laugh
KKEON: ROFL
KKEON: omg 😂😂
JAMEZzz: it wasn't really that funny..
KKEON: ong dude i didnt even laugh
JAMEZzz: so are you still working on my story?
KKEON: ye- im wo RK- ing
KKEON: wha- hello can y- kkrrr
JAMEZzz: ?
JAMEZzz: are u good?
KKEON: my sign- AL
KKEON: ERROR Yuo're message could not be received.
JAMEZzz: ??
JAMEZzz: what the fuck
KKEON: User not found.
JAMEZzz: what
JAMEZzz: i'm literally still texting u
JAMEZzz: and u just tweeted 19 seconds ago
JAMEZzz: what is going on 😭😭
KKEON: Looking for some fun in your area? 💋 Click the link to find someone waiting for you 👀 https://hottiewomengorgeousladiesforjames.com
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@KKEON: only two more slots open for my fanfiction commissions! grab them while u still can
- @M4RTN replied SAVE URSELVESS DO NOT BUY FROM THIS USER HE WILL SCAM YOU FOR ALL UR WORTH 😭😭😭🙏
KKEON deleted @M4RTN's reply.
- @SE0NGHYN replied I DM'ed you 👀
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SE0NGHYN: Hey, how do I commission you?
KKEON: hiii
KKEON: just tell me what u'd like me to write
KKEON: kinda as simple as that
SE0NGHYN: Ah, neat.
SE0NGHYN: Hmm........
KKEON: whos the celeb in ur pfp btw
KKEON: ?
SE0NGHYN: Oh, that's a selfie of me. 😅
KKEON: me when i lie
KKEON: dont gatekeep pls :(
SE0NGHYN: But that's me.
SE0NGHYN: Look.
SE0NGHYN: [Sent an image.]
KKEON: duck
KKEON: fuck
KKEON: gulps
SE0NGHYN: Haha..
KKEON: yuore really gorjus
KKEON: horgeus
KKEON: goreges
SE0NGHYN: gorgeous?
KKEON: yessss that 😍
SE0NGHYN: Lol. Thank you.
SE0NGHYN: Can I send my commission prompt now?
KKEON:
Seonghyeon messaged Keonho on Twitter about a fanfiction commission.
“Hi, can you write a story?”
“About what?”
They talked a bit more, but soon the conversation ended.
The next day, Keonho sent the finished fic.
The title was: Seonghyeon / Keonho.
It was about them kissing.
Seonghyeon stared at it, then quietly closed the document and opened the chat.
"That was so perfect. I'm madly in love with you now, Keonho."
Keonho replied almost immediately.
“Heh, about time..”
SE0NGHYN: Oh
KKEON: i didnt mean to send rhat one
KKEON: wait
KKEON: delete fuck fuck how di i delete it og mv god
SE0NGHYN: Why were you even writing?
SE0NGHYN: I didn't send my prompt yet..
KKEON: i uhm
KKEON: well you see
KKEON: ur like
KKEON: ahahahahaaaaaa
KKEON: really pretty
KKEON: who said that bro stop playing omg 😂
SE0NGHYN: Thanks...
SE0NGHYN: I think I'm going to leave 😆
KKEON: WHAT
KKEON: NO PLEASN
KKEON: WAIT R8 ME RQ
KKEON: BEFORE U GO?
KKEON: [Sent an image.]
KKEON: helloo.... did u leave already
KKEON: :/
KKEON: fuck my life
KKEON: im gonna jump
SE0NGHYN: 10
KKEON: oh what
SE0NGHYN: 10/10 whats ur insta
KKEON: ??
SE0NGHYN: give me ur insta before i start tweaking
SE0NGHYN: im so serious rn
KKEON: y r u suddenly normal
KKEON: im so scared
SE0NGHYN: martin told me to talk like a robot idk man
SE0NGHYN: fuck the plan tho
SE0NGHYN: based off ur uniform u go to the school next to mine
SE0NGHYN: lets meet next sat?
KKEON: ?(????
KKEON: og my god im literally y/n
SE0NGHYN: ur so weird
SE0NGHYN: i want u
KKEON: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭