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The Wedding Of Dr Phil and Mr Clean

Summary:

dr phil and mr clean get married what more can i say

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

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    Everyone went to their seats to prepare for the wedding. Mr Clean was nervous, while his best man, Sans reassured him that Dr Phil is also excited for the ceremony. The guests all mingled while things got set up, even if some people were off in the corner doing their own thing. Mae had 3 slices of cake on her plate, because she didn’t care if Mr Clean or Dr Phil had any yet or not, cake is delicious. Siffrin was sitting next to Mae, also eating cake before everyone else. 

“Hey um. Why the fuck are you eating the food before the grooms had any?” Yoyle interogatted noticing the duo misbehaving.

“Because fuck you is why.” Mae replied, raising her middle finger to the freckled leaf.

Yoyle was furious, and her fists balled up, but she didn’t do anything with it. She just went elsewhere, not wanting to cause too much conflict. Surely, bottling up her feelings wouldn’t have any consequences down the line. 

“She was kind of rude there… I can’t-” Siffrin’s face went from crossed brows, to a mischeavious grin. “I can’t be-leaf it.” 

Mae chuckled at Siffrin’s bad joke. 

Meanwhile, Miku and Teto chattered to eachother in anticipation. Teto’s face was red, but Miku didn’t seem to notice it. 

“So I was like, really? ‘You roasted bees on a bonfire’? And they were like ‘Yeah of course! They are so crunchy, and the spice goes well with the wood taste’ and I was like ‘The wood taste? What the hell is wrong with you?” Miku rambled on and on to Teto, clearly immersed in her own story.

In the room Dr Phil was in, his best man, Rex was preparing his speech. 

Notes:

The rest i had planned that im not going to write:

shadow (headmate), and neru do not arrive and everyone is wondering where they are

kaboom (headmate) and zepher (my irl friend) release several frogs, and get kicked out by mr clean

mae gets kicked out of the wedding by mr clean because of eating the entire cake with siffrin

dream sans gets giddy from excitement of watching the ceremony (dream sans is drunk)

the ceremony gets ready to start,
dr phil mentions mr clean proposing with a sponge
but then it starts raining

everyone rushes into tomorio restaurant and the ceremony is held there, and everyone has to eat pizza instead of the wedding food

yoyle is jealous of the wedding, because she isnt even dating taco yet, and is repressing anger from various events
ends up snapping at someone and making a whole scene at the wedding; the ceremony gets cancelled

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