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”So you understand I’m not satisfied, correct?” The floating child told her, watching as she looked everywhere for his precious “Lulu”. ”YES! I’m so sorry, I looked away for one moment and-“
”Oho, is this my Lulu you’re looking for?”
The child gleefully said as he cradled a poor, defenseless alligator. She just couldn’t believe it, he thought he’d been talking about a cat with magical properties or some dog or-
”My refund? Hand it over. I paid good money for Lulu.” The child snarked, digging in her wallet as she stood frozen there, jaw so low to the ground you could store an entire library in it.
”At this rate, we’ll be able to buy out the local stadium! One more petsitter?”