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Aether: Heya everyone! I decided to give y'all some dodococommunication devices given to me by a friend, so see this as some kind of trial thingy.
Aether: Have fun, make new friends, and just live, not survive (illuga, yes, there is a difference). And as i always say, make yourself feel at home.
Aether: Requests and questions can be either mailed or directly said to me whenever i visit the subspace.
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Ifa: bro…
Ifa: uhh
Ifa: the name’s Ifa, i am a veterinarian for saurians specifically, and I live in Natlan.
Kachina: hii :]
Ifa: Kachina!
Ifa: didnt know you were here as well
Hu Tao: Introductions? Count me in!
Hu Tao: My name’s Tao, but Hu Tao is preferred. I am a funeral consultant, and I give coffins for a discount for all!
Hu Tao: also i live in liyue
Navia: ah…
Navia: I can’t say anything
Diona: Why?
Navia: Traveler says i’m like a “mafia boss,” which they say that its basically an undercover murder group, but for debts and payments and justice, so i guess that fits fontaine’s general idea
Diona: oh
Diona: traveler calls me a situational irony, but i dunno what that means
Kirara: situational irony refers to the environment of a person in comparison to the person’s occupation or beliefs
Kirara: like if youre a person who believes in freedom that trap people for a job
Diona: oh
Diona: i guess that makes sense now
Diona: i make alcoholic beverages but i hate alcohol
Aino: so this is what’s been making that sound!
Aino: my name’s aino, and i’m head of the Clink-Clank Krumkake Craftshop located in nodkrai
Ifa: weren’t you the gal that Ineffa mentioned many times
Aino: yep
Aino: i made ineffa from scraps of metal
Aino: i somehow get a bunch ofcores from different nations, like ineffas being from natlan and chards being from fontaine
Navia: wait
Navia: a gaurdes core
Aino: thats what traveler said
Aether: i was gone for a minute and everyones texting already
Aether: wait
Aether: one perosens missing
Aino: illuga, yes?
Aino: you did mention him when introducing us to the communication device
Aether: yeah
Aether: maybe when he finds the device we can continue the experiment
Aether: also, there are children in here
Aether: yknow, people under 21?
Aether: people who can’t drink?
Navia: who?
Diona: im a kid
Kachina: im considered a kid
Aino: im a kiddo (according to unkle varka)
Navia: …
Navia: so youre telling me kids are able to build weapon machineries andd serve alcohol, and yet can’t drink yet?
Ifa: kachina has gone to war
Ifa: twice
Navia: hsbsindbdytavhdkdhsbjdsjwhhatt??
Aether: this is fine