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Congratulations. If you’re reading this guidebook, it means you’ve been entrusted with the safety of team Persona, here are some ground rules to supervise them.
1- Do not speak of strong opponents in front of Blader X, it will be a waste of energy on everyone but him.
2- Blader X is only reliable for battles, for technical and planning issues please address Multi or the sponsor.
3- For any non-Beyblade related issue, please come to Robin, he can handle pretty much anything else.
4- Despite rule 3, please be mindful that apparently, he’s also good at martial arts, don’t let people fight him, we won’t pay their hospital fees.
5- Also don’t give Robin a weapon. Of any kind. Seriously you don’t want that.
6- If Multi decides not to be present, please prepare for an abnormal amounts of shouting and whining.
7- Robin can worry unnecessarily from time to time, don’t worry about the 53 missed calls, he’s just worried.
8- Don’t let Blader X’s antics get too out of control, if that happens, not even Multi can handle him.
9- However, if things do get out of control, Robin should be reliable.
10- Do not comment on Tenka’s sword.
11- Robin and Nine need constant positive feedback, as their progress is hard to see at face value.
12- Do not compare Robin’s win rate to that of his teammates, it’ll drive him into an existential crisis.
13- Robin existential crisis can last from one day to one week, it’s becoming rather preoccupying. Ms Myoden is looking into a psychologist for help.
14- Be mindful when talking about Nine’s family.
15- Nine is banned from entering from the windows.
16- Blader X will try to pin every non-Beyblade work to Robin, don’t let him.
17- Don’t let Robin accept all the work.
18- No matter how tempting it is, please refrain from offering Robin jobs outside blading, he doesn’t take those well.
19- For some reason Blader X doesn’t seem to mind letting Robin be the one to fight strong opponents, make use of this however you want.
20- Do not insult Robin seriously, an angry Multi is scary enough, but you don’t want an angry Blader X (The sponsor and Ms. Myoden will also be angry)
21- However, you will want to anger Robin even less. Remember, Beyblade is the only thing he’s not extremely talented at.
22- We do not like the shiroboshi school, sorry Tenka.
23- If Blader X reveals his identity to you, just treat it as something normal, the others have already gotten used. No, I will not elaborate.
24- If Robin comes up with an idea, it’s probably a good one, but if Blader X comes up with an Idea and Robin agrees, it’ll be really stupid.
25- Blader X lacks a concept of personal space, especially of Robin’s personal space.
26- Blader X is not allowed to kidnap Robin nor tail him when he goes on a private training.
27- You don’t ask if Multi has a favourite bey, it’ll save you hours.
28- Despite being the more mature of the three, please remember that Multi can also act quite childish due to the fact that she is indeed a child.
29- Don’t let Blader X near lemurs, you don’t want to deal with them.
30- Robin switches between being serious and goofing around at the flip of a coin, you won’t know which mood it is until a full conversation between him, Blader X and Multi is done, proceed with caution.
This is approved by Meiko Myoden, Taisho Sushiya and B4.