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it was 11 pm and fan was on the bed. He was watching the hit Yoai movie the stranger by the beach for the 2763th time over the past 4 years on a website for free because he’s a broke ass. Anyway he kept seeing ads and shit and the quality was absolute buns!! Then after the website asked for his ip address for the a billionth time, he sighed and shut his phone.
anyway he realised there was nothing else to do so he opened his phone back up again and went on A03… then he searched up Hetaila Sufin gay make out sesh in the search tab
(YES I KNOW HETAILA IS DEAD I DONT GIVE A FUCK LET ME WATCH THIS YOAIFUL SHOW IN PEACE!!!)
anyway he clicked on the work and read that amazing piece of art. He even started drooling which is disgusting. (Not that do the same) he left a kudos and then went on a random probably unsafe Fanwork website and searched up “Yoai”. Over the past 20 minutes he left hearts and comments about lots of art.
”wait I’m hungry. I want some bananas..” he muttered. But the word “bananas” made him think of kagamine Len. One of his favourite Vocaloids! So he went on a03 again and searched up “Len x Oliver hearts happiness fluff”
he read a really good work and wanted to share with everyone. But then he realised he has no friends that like Yoai. Test tube is not really the type of girl who is like him..and paintbrush would just get mad and start doing this
“hey paintbrush check this YOAIIIIII OUT!! Argh I love Yoai…..so fruggin much….”
”STFU YOU FUDANSHI FREAK!!!”
then they made out sloppy+ Degration+cool+tuff+gay+messy+amazing+tounge+best+night+ever
ok that was fan’s imagination…but the first part was true of course
then He remembered about lightbulb! She was so cool and social and cool and nice and cool and cool and cool and nice and tuff and the best team leader!! She gave him my little pony trading cards and inanimate insanity plush of her for Christmas!! She was also…ahem..introduced him to hetaila…and the fandom..which snowballed into this Yoai addiction…
Whatever..
yeah that impulsive fuck sent her that a03 Len x Oliver fanfiction in 2 seconds..