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NOBARA: guess what guys
MEGUMI: what.
YUJI: yes?
N: we're playing smash (fuck) or pass (not fuck)
GOJO: im chaperoning btw
Y: (>replying to nobara) ok!!
N: YUJI ITADORI
M: smash
M: idk
G: that really is my son
M: I AM NOT YOUR CHILD.
Y: smash? idk
N: woww..id pass hes not my type
Y: :(
N: MEGUMI FUSHIGURO
Y: i think smash but only with con
G: thats my SON.
N: is that a no?
G: im not fucking my son
M: (>replying to yuji) awhh thanks yuji-kun me too
N; gay
N: id pass hes to pretty i cnt hve him out pretty me
M: ok
N: NOBARA KUGISAKI
N: theres a right and wrong answer btw
Y: youre like a sister to me
N: yujs the exception
G: idk im not into younger girls
M: you arent into girls at all
N: ok exception for gojo too
M: im gay tho?
N: fuck u all id smash myself!!
Y: aww pls dont ily
N: yuj-
N: SATORU GOJO
G: smash
M: hard pass
G: thats ok son
M: shut
Y: pass?
N: smash if we we're older, like imagine him whimpering underneath uu
G: so youve thought about it?
N: no im trying to put myself in getos shoes
N: geto
G:he was different back then though, like he gave really good head his old dorm
N: you guys FUCKED in yujis dorm?
M:they fucked everywhere
Y: senseis gone awfully quiet
G: no its a sensitive topic for me
M: geto said your balls were sensitive
G: Why re you talking to geto?? hes trying to kill us
Y: wait but you still go to his house every week
[gojo left the groupchat]
[nobar added gojo in the groupchhat]
N: MAKI ZENIN
G: too young
M: shes like and older sister so pass
N: idk what u guys r on about, SMASH.
Y: uhm..smash?
M: .
Y: sorry megs :(
N: NANAMI KENTO
Y: thats like my dad
G: smash
M: pass?
N: idk hes kinda hot
N: eh pass
N: TOJI FUSHIGURO
G: hot but i hate him hes why geto left me
M: i dont support incest??
Y: bro code, no
N: passsss hes ICK
N:RYOMEN SUKUNA
Y:no?
M: he has two dicks
M:pass
Y: (>replying to megumi) smash
G: makeout
N: he couldeat you out with his 3+ mouths..
N: smash