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Lucifer flicked the applesauce at Sam.
"Stop being such a doodoo head or Ima pop a cap in yo booty" he said aggressively.
"omG STAHP LUCIFER U NOE IM ALLURGIC TO APPLESAUS!!!1!" Sam replied.
"oh babbie I'm sooOoo SORRy I furgot!!"
"it's okay" Sam giggled. "I'm just being a doodoo head. U noe I'm not rlly allurgic to the applesaus."
"o yea that right, dawg" lucifer rapped. "now come here and let me face-wrestle you"
and so lucifer leaned in uber close and breathed down Sam's throat, all the while humming that one song about kokomo. Then they lived happily ever after.