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so um
catgirl troll that i now share a body with
whats up
:33 < erm :3c well purrsonally im feeling pretty pawesome!!!
:33 < we look so cool!!!
well id have to agree with you there
we do look so badass
like some kind of troll cat bird creature absolutely fucking it up out there
i must say being blended together with a catgirl like a protein smoothie some bodybuilder would drink right before bench pressing an elephant is surprisingly sweet
:33 < i know right! :33
:33 < i must say
:33 < i am a big fan of the shades :3c
yeah they are pretty nice
jegbert got them for me as a cute and simple display in the subtle art of ironic birthday presents
:33 < cool!
yup
:33 < ...
...
so um
youre some kind of catgirl
:33 < indeed :3c
:33 < i find the majestic purrbeasts simply too ameowzing not to emulate in every way i can!!!
:33 < but um
:33 < i suppose i undpurrstand how the small human purrbeasts wouldnt have the same appeal to you
nah ive always liked cats
its just that theres no way a fragile little kitten lapping up milk and such would have ever survived the absolute man cave slash training dojo that i lived in
:33 < oh wait i think i can remember that!!!
:33 < its oddly similar to the cave i lived in in purrtain ways :3c
:33 < just a lot less pelts and a lot more puppets!
:33 < i think we share memories and stuff neow :33
oh
thats
just
so sweet
totally
for sure
'ameowzing' as you might say
:33 < hehehe good one!!! :33
i suppose cat puns have an entry level irony sort of appeal to them
juvenile and inelegant of course
but still good for a cheap laugh
:33 < hey a lot more effurt goes into coming up with good catpuns than youd think!!!
:33 < why dont you try slipping clevpurr wordplay into every confursation you have fur sixteen years and see how easy it is then!!!
jeez girl relax
im not coming after your pawesome catgirl swag
youre over there catting it up harder than a furry who just got into the catnip and found a nice sunbeam to lay in
theres no way i could pawssibly compete with such a compawtent wordsmith such as purrself
:33 < well i wouldnt go that far! you have many purrfectly good puns as well!!!
:33 < your catness may not have been there on the outside but since we now share a very kittyful body that doesnt even meowtter anymore!!!
well you were on the catnip furst
i simply picked up the ashes of the nip you were smoking and huffed them
hoping to reach somewhere close to the catgirl high you have clearly been tripping on
like a kitten batting around a ball of yarn compared to you who is a lioness batting around a zebra carcass or whatever kind of carcasses strong impurressive catgirls like purrself like to play with these days
:33 < hehehe fine you win!
:33 < sooo...
:33 < it f33ls nice to do catpuns doesnt it :3c
i see what youre doing here
i was too busy looking at the pinstripes to see the yankees throw the ball really hard into the goal and score a touchdown or whatever happens in baseball
youre trying to convert me into a catgirl arent you
:33 < whaaat no wayyy
:33 < i mean just look at us! if that was my goal i feel like meowbe ive already won ;3c
looks can be deceiving
dont judge a furry clawed winged book by its cover
there could be a relatively normal aside from being overwhelmingly cool and masculine ass boy in there
:33 < hehehe :3c
what
:33 < i think im starting to get this human irony stuff :33
what does that mean
i am the absolute peak of masculinity
im like fucking hulk hogan x john cena over here in terms of manliness
maybe mix in a little obama if youre feeling frisky
rest in peace
*the manly dave strider wipes a tear from his eye in respect*
:33 < i mean...
:33 < i get where youre coming from refurencing these earth celebrities that im sure are purrobably very manly but
:33 < we know where the john we know is in terms of manliness :3c
you know john?
of course you know john
everyone knows john
he did that whole thing where he zipped around everywhere fixing everything being a badass windsock didnt he
:33 < i guess but
:33 < mainly the shared memories thing
oh yeah
i mean like
he wasnt exactly manly but
cmon cut the kid some slack his dad had like
all the manliness
all of it
how can a young egbert on the cusp of manhood even begin to live up to such a legacy
his dad was like all about shaving and smoking a pipe and uh
baking
thats manly in a way
forcing a bunch of ingredients to your will
making all that eggs and flour and shit your bitch
'youre gonna be a fucking cake if i want you to whore'
and then you beat it into submission until the dough is fluffy or whatever
:33 < i guesss you could see it that way
:33 < to me it just seemed like he had a diffurent role model in mind
:33 < a certain arachnidly inclined troll i have... very mixed feelings ameowt :3c
that was just a dumb crush because the guy likes being told what to do
i couldve told him to shove his hammers up his ass and do a little jig and he wouldve started going flush for me it doesnt mean anything
:33 < well if you say so
:33 < but if youre going to try to be like vwhiskers the only thing i would catually recommend taking away from her is the whole 'you can just be a girl if you want' thing
wait what
:33 < oh wait
:(( < shoot!!!
:(( < i wasnt supposed to tell anykitty!!
:(( < grrr i always do this!
:(( < equius gets mad at me for spilling his secrets all the time!!
:(( < i just like telling people things!!!
:(( < oh g33z
:(( < please dont tell her i told you anything!!!
nah dont worry dude its cool
my lips are sealed
call miss zuipperpips or whatever it is roses teen mom said that one time
:33 < ...'miss'?
i was quoting a girl dude cmon cut me some slack here
sooo
miss trollkitty
:33 < yes my less kittily inclined othpurr half :3c
wait wait wait furget whatevpurr i was going to say
othpurr half?
other half?
what
do you mean by that
:33 < we are quite litpurrally two halves of a greater whole
:33 < two sides of one adorable coin!
i guess thats true
and like
were in the same body so itd be pretty weird for us to start flirting
itd be all 'you have eyes i could get lost in, oh wait i already am because i am literally also behind those eyes and we share them to look at things together'
:33 < hehehe
:33 < i dont think itd be that weird though :3c
:33 < although it would firmly cement my taste in red boys...
oh
yeah
so um
thats what i wanted to talk about
:33 < have i finally confurted you to the green side!?
uh no
but um
mark down a maybe on the other front there
its just like
sharing a body with a girl felt like
i dont know
like if the guy from ratatouille enjoyed watching the rat puppet around his body acting like a rat and started thinking of himself as a rat too
started stealing cheese and skittering around on all fours instead of being a chef
but like is it really him or is it just the rat making him feel that way and act like that
is he actually a rat or does he just feel like that would make more sense because hes sharing a body with the rat and really likes the rat and wants to be more like the rat internally too
which is to say
all of that was stupid and you can safely ignore it
obviously he isnt a rat
because hes a human and humans cant be rats
even if hes sharing a body with one
obviously
:(( < oh kitten...
:33 < well
:33 < id say
:33 < that the chef can be a rat if he wants to!
:33 < and that hes still his own person internally even if outwardly hes sharing a body with the rat
:33 < and that they could also still meowbe have separate identities and they could purrhaps develop a system to tell their friends when its the rat talking or not?
:33 < that way the chef guy doesnt have to be a rat if he doesnt want to be!
but
the chef guy
he
alright nep im getting tired of this metaphor
im gonna stop acting like this isnt about my weird dumb gender feelings
:33 < they arent dumb dee!!
well regardless
what if i dont want to be seen as separate from you
what if i feel like you are an important part of my identity and exposing just myself to people feels weird and scary now
its probably how spiderman feels when he has to take off the mask and talk to people as regular normal boring peter parker instead of the awesome spider dude he can be normally
except i get to be part catgirl troll all the time
and i dont really want to give that up
ever
even when we talk internally
:?? < hmm...
but um
i totally get if you need your own space
dont wanna like
clog up another kitties litter box ya know
:33 < hehe ewww gross!
:33 < if i am being compawletely honest here
:33 < i was feeling the same sorta way
:33 < i like you a lot dee!
:33 < you genuinely are cool just not in the silly coolkid way you try to be
:33 < (which i also find cute btw)
uh
:33 < but i feel very attached to you
:33 < and i definitely dont want people to s33 us as separate entities anymore
:33 < but i have missed being referred to as a girl
:33 < are you sure you really want to be a girl?
yeah
yeah i think so
youve fully swayed me to the side of swagadocious catgirls
bring me the catnip and the treats and the sunbeam and the meows its time
ive been fully converted to the cult of kitty
im ready to do doggy blood sacrifices to the greater catgirl goddesses or whatever
bring it on
:3
:33 < hehehe yay!!!
:33 < welcome to the team miss deekitty!
:33 < doveee!
whats up
:33 < ive b33n thinking
nevfur a good sign
>:33 < shoosh!
heh okay
:33 < erm
:33 < sooo...
:33 < this might be a little weird conceptually
conneptually
:33 < conneptualdee!!
:33 < hehehe
:33 < anyaways
:33 < i think we both know what im thinking ameowt
kinda hard not to
what with the sharing a brain and all
all my thoughts are jumbled up in yours and vice versa like a tangled bunch of headphone cords
and like when you play the sound the cords are so tangled you can kinda hear the diffurent music coming from each cord
mine of course some sick rap beats
yours also sick rap beats but with like purring and meows and stuff
all kitty themed lyrics too like
im a tough kitty ill purr and growl
but for a certain girl i can only meow
she sweeps me off my fluffy little paws
and has taken my heart right into her jaws
she makes me unravel like a ball of yarn
and when she purrs at me i go all like 'darn'
on account of the fact i am in love with the catgirl you see
the lyrics are very straightforward
:33 < !!!
:33 < did you just
:33 < confess purr love to me via cat themed rap?
yes
:33 < *nepeta purrs happily and rubs purr kitty face against you in a display of affection that while great does not even begin to compare to the intimacy of a cat themed rap confession*
*dee purrs right back and starts like licking her fur all nice and sweet like a kind mama cat would*
so uh
like
you arent uh
against it
:33 < against what :??
the whole
me being fully head over h33ls for your whole catgirlthing personality
sorry heels
i know sharing quirks is like all intimate and stuff for trolls
dont wanna be all cramping your style like some grandparents tagging along on a first date
although honestly have you seen junes teen grandma like cmon i wouldnt mind her tagging along
she is kinda weird about politics though
but i guess she wouldnt really be a grandparent if she wasnt a little fascism happy
old dudes are drawn to shitty politics like flies to honey
maybe its like how milk gets all gross and curdled over time but like for their whole empathy gland or whatever
:33 < dove!
sorry im rambling again
doves are known to do this
its an infection maybe
or purrhaps some kind of deep rot to the core every dove is born with
uh regardless sorry
i didnt really even give you a chance to answer my original awkward ass question
:33 < yes about that miss deekitty!
:33 < i am not opposed to it at all in the slightest!!
:33 < in fact i f33l like meowbe you shouldve picked up on that
:33 < ive been rp snuggling you like constantly
yeah but like
dont you do that with everyone
>:(( < nyo!!!
:33 < yes i rp with everyone but usually they only do it ironically or to be mean and we never ever do sw33t things like cuddle!
unlike me who never does anything ironically right
:33 < yes but like
:33 < youre nice to me!
:33 < i enjoy rp cuddling with you!
:33 < and erm
:33 < sometimes i feel like i can actually f33l it
:33 < and i really like when we hug ourselves as dovepeta and i feel like im hugging you!
:33 < it really makes me feel
:33 < loved <33
oh
wow
thats
i
:(( < was it too soon to bring out the l-word :??
no i just
i
like
i feel like im over here drowing in an ocean of love juice and youve just thrown me a life preserver in the form of an 'i kinda like you too dove' but like i was surprised and it hit me in the head and now im only drowing in the love further
:33 < erm that was more than just an i kinda like you silly!
:33 < i love you dove
:33 < i mean it
oh
wow
wow
wow
woah
thats
crazy
dude
um
i
i love you too nep
like a lot
a ridiculous amount catually
:33 < yipp33!!