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Uzi was in her room, playing postal 2 while Lila finished up dinner for Uzi, herself and her son Skid. Lila walked into Uzi’s room and told her that dinner’s ready. “Uzi! Dinner’s ready, so get off the game!”
Uzi yelled at Lila for not letting her finish her game. “HOLD ON, LILA! JUST GIVE ME FIVE MORE MINUTES”
Lila’s eyebrows went down and got frustrated “You said that like 50 times already! Now get off the game and eat dinner!”
“Ughhhh FINE!” Uzi paused her game, then she went out of her room to eat dinner.
LATER
Uzi sat down on her seat, looking at her own plate, filled with peas. Uzi looks at Lila with a confused look on her face. “Dude, what the hell am I eating?…”
“What is it this time, Uzi?” Lila looks at Uzi while eating her own food with her own son Skid.
Uzi slammed the table, asking Lila about her food. “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP! THEY LOOK LIKE LITTLE GREEN BALLS!”
Lila facepalms, then she would mention Uzi’s diet. “They’re called peas, Uzi. I almost forgot that your diet is absolutely horrible.”
“Why can’t we have some actual food to eat! As a worker drone myself, I am purely DISGUSTED by this food you gave me!”
Lila looks at Uzi with an angry look on her face. “UZI! Just eat your food already!”
“BUT I WANT BURGER KING!” Uzi slammed her table for the second time.
“JUST EAT YOUR FOOD ALREADY!” Lila would then look back at Skid with a smile, telling him to eat his food. “I’m sorry you had to hear this, Son. Just eat your food, okay? I have business to deal with…” Skid nodded as he listened to his mother and ate his own food.
Uzi looks at Skid with his Dino Nuggets and then looks back at Lila with a pissed look on her face. "OH COME ON! I WANT DINO NUGGETS, JUST LIKE YOUR KID, LILA!"
"No Uzi! You cannot have Dino Nuggets! Only peas! Now eat them already!" Lila was starting to lose it as she continued to eat her food.
7 Minutes later
Lila sighed as she looked at Uzi. “Uzi, you haven’t touched your peas at all. You really need some nutrition in your diet. Eat your peas…”
“No! I hate peas, now leave me alone, Lila!”
“Uzi… You’re 19 years old, picky about your own food and acting like a spoiled brat at your age? What the hell are you even doing with your life?”
“I’M KILLING ALL HUMANS! THAT’S WHAT I'M DOING IN MY LIFE” Uzi laughed like a maniac.
“Uzi, just eat your damn peas!”
“No”
“Eat your peas!”
“NO”
“EAT YOUR PEAS!”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
“UZI, I’M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN! EAT. YOUR. PEAS!”
“YOU EAT THEM!” Uzi pushes the plate away to Lila like a little kid.
Lila snaps out and tells Uzi that she won't have any chocolate cake “THATS IT! NO MORE CHOCOLATE CAKE FOR YOU, YOUNG LADY!”
Uzi goes insane and starts to lose her shit like a maniac "AAAAAHSGDGSHJGDHJAGGEWHGAHJSGDASHDTGAUJSGHDHYSDUIAYUIDHAUKDYGHUISHKJCGUIFHGUIOAYHEUIAYSUIDHIUGHSUIHADJIUWYUIYWAUIYSIDHUIFYHUIAHEIUAW”
Lila froze and stared at Uzi with a horrified look…
After a long pause, Lila decided to speak up and tell her that she’s excused from dinner. “Okay Uzi you’re excused from dinner…”
“HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHSJKDHASJKDHJKAJSHKDAHSJDHKAHKJSDHKJDHWJKHJKAHSJKHDJKAHSJKDHJKASHJKDHJXCNJKL”
“I cannot be around you anymore…”
“HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ"
“I’m getting the shotgun…”