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That little shit, Nikolai. I think to myself as he makes funny faces during a quiz. Don't ask me why I'm laughing if you can clearly see Nikolai doing what he's best at! And on top of that the smartass Ivan is laughing his ass of too!
But nooo. You just have to point out the Dazai Osamu for doing what he's also best at! Laughing.
Ok maybe my laugh isn't so pleasant but still. I'm just a sixth grader!
Let me explain.
After lunch, we are all laughing clearly not getting the "Lunch Is Over" situation. Our teacher looks like she is at her wits ends. So she stops the line! And guess what? She makes all of us turn around and walk down the stairs!
Obviously I should be mad! She made us walk all the way down and she wasn't even paying attention to us anymore. She was too busy telling Nikolai and Ivan off for laughing when it was a "serious matter."
Let's all be honest. Walking is not a serious matter unless your fat. Because once your fat your too tired to even walk so that's that.
So I sat down next to Mark on the floor despite his warnings of "Oh don't sit on the floor! You'll get your shorts all dirty." Tch. Whatever! They're just a bunch of idiots.
Suddenly everybody started moving and the fucking bastard Mark decided to drag my long limbs along with him. Ugh. Disgusting. He pulls on my arms that hurt from when I bite myself repeatedly on Saturday.
Anyway when we get into class I sit in my class across this guy named Karma who kinda pisses me off. Talking bout some "Let's get our work done guys."
What a pussy can't even shut his mouth. If we don't wanna do our work we don't have too!
Ok back to the point. The teacher announces we have a quiz. No problem I finish quizzes easily and I spend the rest of my time reading about Harry Potter or even Blue lock. Mostly reading about Fleur or Bachira.
Well the little shit Nikolai makes weird faces at me while I'm taking the quiz. What a bitch honestly. And then Ivan comes in with his little squeaky laugh. I just had to laugh! When someone does their little special things it actually seems funny to me. Ivan's special thing is not knowing when to shut the FUCK up. And nikolai's special little thing is making a whole room laugh. Including me.
So the teacher starts talking about some shit about how "I will terminate your grade!"
What does Terminate even MEAN??
I'm already sick of this class and geninuely sick in reality. Everytime I laugh I have to cough as well.
SO of course the germaphobe Karma makes a big deal about it by asking the teacher can he move next to Kunikida. The class snickers but honestly. I couldn't give two shits about that bitch.