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danisnotonfire Dan Howell
just had a biblical-scale arguement with the father.
pah, ill find sanctuary on the internet.
3 Nov 2009, 16:26
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Direct Messages:
AmazingPhil hey i saw your tweet are u ok?
3 Nov 2009, 16:26
AmazingPhil the one about an argument w your dad?? o_o
3 Nov 2009, 16:28
danisnotonfire yeah im fine :)
3 Nov 2009, 16:28
AmazingPhil ok good <3
3 Nov 2009, 16:28
AmazingPhil do u want to talk about it tho?
3 Nov 2009, 16:29
danisnotonfire lol nah i reckon id rather keep you ignorant as to the full extent of my idiocy >.<
3 Nov 2009, 16:29
AmazingPhil :(
3 Nov 2009, 16:29
danisnotonfire im sorry. ;_; i know its stupid but i just kinda need at least one person in my life right now who doesnt think im a total fuckup haha
3 Nov 2009, 16:30
AmazingPhil aw dan i promise i would never ever think you're a fuckup. i dont care what u did <33
3 Nov 2009, 16:30
danisnotonfire ...how about if i didnt turn up to my contracted hours at asda last week for literally no reason and now im probably about to be fired?
3 Nov 2009, 16:33
danisnotonfire please say something
3 Nov 2009, 16:38
AmazingPhil <33333 can we skype?
3 Nov 2009, 16:38
danisnotonfire erm. maybe later if thats ok? :/
3 Nov 2009, 16:38
AmazingPhil ok <3 but just dont be sad alright bear? its only a job, this stuff happens <3 i promise i dont think less of u or anything
3 Nov 2009, 16:39
AmazingPhil it might feel like the end of the world but im sure it will be fine <33 and u said 'probably'? so maybe u wont even be fired at all?
3 Nov 2009, 16:39
danisnotonfire i dont know, asda just rang my house saying ive got a meeting w my manager on thursday to discuss what a shitty employee ive been lately -_-
3 Nov 2009, 16:40
danisnotonfire but my manager already hates me bc of when i lied about going to reading festival. so im not feeling particuilarly optimistic
3 Nov 2009, 16:40
AmazingPhil well just explain your side and maybe it will go better than you expect <3
3 Nov 2009, 16:41
danisnotonfire thanks. i hope so <33
3 Nov 2009, 16:41
AmazingPhil skypee? <333
3 Nov 2009, 16:42
danisnotonfire :p actually i think im gonna take a nap now, ive kind of got a really bad headache
3 Nov 2009, 16:42
AmazingPhil oh ok :( i hope it goes away soon! take ibuprofen! and skype me when u wake up ^-^ plz
3 Nov 2009, 16:42
danisnotonfire thanks i will :]
3 Nov 2009, 16:42
danisnotonfire hey are you online
3 Nov 2009, 17:05
AmazingPhil hahaa always. did u nap
3 Nov 2009, 17:05
danisnotonfire no fml i cant sleep
3 Nov 2009, 17:05
AmazingPhil aw bear :(
3 Nov 2009, 17:05
danisnotonfire my headache wont go away
3 Nov 2009, 17:05
AmazingPhil how long have you had it? :/
3 Nov 2009, 17:06
danisnotonfire idk, i guess since after asda called? too much shouting lol
3 Nov 2009, 17:06
AmazingPhil they shouted at you? that seems kinda unprofessional? o.0
3 Nov 2009, 17:06
danisnotonfire no no they didnt even talk to me lol, just to my dad
3 Nov 2009, 17:06
AmazingPhil oh.
3 Nov 2009, 17:06
AmazingPhil so your dad shouted at you
3 Nov 2009, 17:08
danisnotonfire yh haha he was pretty fucking angry when he got off the phone x_x
3 Nov 2009, 17:08
danisnotonfire like he literally just sat me down at the dining table and yelled for like a solid hour lolol
3 Nov 2009, 17:09
AmazingPhil im sorry :( that sounds awful.
3 Nov 2009, 17:09
danisnotonfire lol its just funny bc my parents literally never give a shit about anything i do until i fuck up
3 Nov 2009, 17:09
AmazingPhil :(
3 Nov 2009, 17:09
danisnotonfire then all of a sudden it's like what's wrong with u, what happened, what are u doing, tell us everything
3 Nov 2009, 17:09
danisnotonfire my dad said if i dont care about my job i dont deserve it.. which is true
3 Nov 2009, 17:10
danisnotonfire but then he said all this other shit too like im sabatoging myself and wasting my gap year and do i realise how stupid im being ;_;
3 Nov 2009, 17:10
danisnotonfire and at the end he was just like welp dan idk what more to say, its ur life, fuck it up how u want, my sympathies to asda if they keep u tbh
3 Nov 2009, 17:10
AmazingPhil ok well your dad and asda can both go fuck themselves
3 Nov 2009, 17:11
AmazingPhil wait sorry that was kind of vulgar o.o
3 Nov 2009, 17:11
danisnotonfire lmao phil dont worry, that made me laugh for like the first time today
3 Nov 2009, 17:11
danisnotonfire maybe they could fuck each other. maybe my dad has a supermarket fetish. ok ill stop this is getting weird.xD but lmao
3 Nov 2009, 17:11
AmazingPhil haha ok im glad u werent like mortally offended
3 Nov 2009, 17:12
AmazingPhil but seriously.. that was really shitty of your dad he isnt usually like that, right??? :/
3 Nov 2009, 17:12
AmazingPhil is he? ._.
3 Nov 2009, 17:15
danisnotonfire no of course not
3 Nov 2009, 17:15
AmazingPhil well thats good at least
3 Nov 2009, 17:15
AmazingPhil aw my mum just made loads of butterfly cakes ^-^ i wish i could send u one through dm <3
3 Nov 2009, 17:20
danisnotonfire wtf is a butterfly cake?
3 Nov 2009, 17:20
AmazingPhil its a cupcake! but you cut out little pieces of cake and put them on top of the frosting so it looks like someone's bum sticking up hahaa xD
3 Nov 2009, 17:21
danisnotonfire omg lol i want to see
3 Nov 2009, 17:21
AmazingPhil come on skype!! ill show u. :3
3 Nov 2009, 17:21
danisnotonfire >.<
3 Nov 2009, 17:22
AmazingPhil plllllzzzzzzzzz <3
3 Nov 2009, 17:22
danisnotonfire i look like shit right now
3 Nov 2009, 17:25
AmazingPhil no u don't
3 Nov 2009, 17:25
danisnotonfire phil shut up you cant even see me
3 Nov 2009, 17:26
danisnotonfire and dont you FUCKING DARE say something cheesy like im ~always beautiful~ :P
3 Nov 2009, 17:26
AmazingPhil but u are o_o
3 Nov 2009, 17:27
danisnotonfire lmfao. not when ive been crying for an hour straight.
3 Nov 2009, 17:27
danisnotonfire sorry i didnt mean for that to sound so emo
3 Nov 2009, 17:27
AmazingPhil aw dan i rly wish i could hug you rn :(
3 Nov 2009, 17:27
AmazingPhil but since i cant hug u i wish i could see your face <3 i miss it very much :'( it is such a nice face. even if u are crying <33
3 Nov 2009, 17:28
danisnotonfire dont guilt trip me
3 Nov 2009, 17:30
AmazingPhil hahaa *guilt trips* *bribes with cakes* *begs* *guilt trips more*
3 Nov 2009, 17:30
danisnotonfire you are the worst person in the world omg
3 Nov 2009, 17:31
AmazingPhil so i win? youll come on skype? :D
3 Nov 2009, 17:31
danisnotonfire lol yes fine you win. jfc
3 Nov 2009, 17:31
AmazingPhil yaaaay
3 Nov 2009, 17:31
danisnotonfire just give me a minuite to make myself not resemble literal death lmao
3 Nov 2009, 17:32
AmazingPhil okie ^-^
3 Nov 2009, 17:32
danisnotonfire alright shall i call u?
3 Nov 2009, 17:36
AmazingPhil ur ready?
3 Nov 2009, 17:36
danisnotonfire yes i now look somehwat presentable and worthy of love haha
3 Nov 2009, 17:36
AmazingPhil nooo dan dont say that. u are always worthy <3
3 Nov 2009, 17:36
AmazingPhil i love u no matter what <3
3 Nov 2009, 17:36
AmazingPhil dan?
3 Nov 2009, 17:38
danisnotonfire fuck u phil u made me start crying again, right after id finally managed to stop -_-
3 Nov 2009, 17:38
danisnotonfire i need another minuite hold on
3 Nov 2009, 17:38
danisnotonfire actually fuck it im just gonna call, please just ignore the fact that im currently a sobbing mess lmao
3 Nov 2009, 17:38
danisnotonfire and we wont talk about my job right? >.< i kinda just dont want to think about it anymore right now
3 Nov 2009, 17:39
danisnotonfire or my dad
3 Nov 2009, 17:39
AmazingPhil dont worry we can just talk about happy things like cakes ^-^ and everything we will do together at my house this weekend :D
3 Nov 2009, 17:39
danisnotonfire ok yay :] im calling now
3 Nov 2009, 17:39
AmazingPhil ok! WARNING: ive got a butterfly cake held up to the camera so when i answer the call youll be face to face with a glorious cake bum :D
3 Nov 2009, 17:40
danisnotonfire lmao thanks for warning me xD
3 Nov 2009, 17:40
(And loving me.)
(And listening.)
(And somehow always making everything better.)
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