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Glassandra and Ricky have always had a strange relationship even with Harley being involved with this shit..i mean its not like Ricky wears skirts and cat ears for a living. At first Ricky and Harley had always seemed to despise each other, but maybe there's more beneath the surface, maybe, just maybe they are gay for each other, glassandras always hated that. She fogs up anytime Ricky walks by for god sake. Will there be a reason why glassandra fogs up for Harley too even when Harley and Ricky blush at each other when they touch shoulders or knees, glassandra had always pictured Harley joining in on dates or late night highs, even when he does that anyways. Ricky being the football enjoyer he is decided to make glassandra and harley play football with him, then they go on dates to this noodle place down town called fucking noodles “mandem this is mint” Harley says his free hand underneath the table on rickys knee, glassandra had promised this place after Ricky said fucking noodles are good, and with that glassandra realises something “..are you guys..dating” harley and rickys eyes widen when they look at her “what no. hes a fucking gay boy why would i date him” and then theres Ricky face as red as a tomato, “shut up you fucking noodle” he gets up to leave, he goes up to the door to leave, issue is he is short as fuck and cant seem to reach it. He walks back towards the table and starts trashing the place up whilst trying to swing for Glassandra. He manages to land a punch but does absolutely nothing besides breaking his hand. Glassandra takes the opportunity to knock him out but misses. Which is when ricky kicks her smashing the side of her face thats when Harley interferes and stops this before it gets out hand “glassandra i think its better you leave “fine i will” glassandra then walks out saying “have fun being fucking gay you asshole pepperoni face”