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hi hi !! parrot here :p
writing this fic in honor of my uugc ( y’all are so cool /dir )
this fic will contain ;
offensive jokes ( homophobia, racism, etc )
potentially suggestive jokes
usage of swears + reclaimable slurs
and probably more
this is completely bullshitted and not meant to actually serve much purpose so 🤔 oka y
there's probably gonna be shitty grammar and phrasing i'm not backreading this all
so uhm ya !!!! i don't know happy reading