Work Text:
ENT-333.
AKA The Hateful Tree
Containment date: December 8th 2021
Recovery location: Abandoned Mall in a dense forest in Atlanta.
Description: Ent-333 is a large, weathered animatronic tree. It is roughly 3 meters in height.
Ent-333 has a large robotic mouth, a large stump-like nose, relatively small green-colored eyes and a large bush of plastic leaves atop it's head, although some branches are bare of leaves and have paint peeling off.
Ent-333 has been recorded to have anomalous properties of being entirely conscious and able to think and speak for itself, despite it's insides being entirely made of robotics with no visible anomalous objects or energies inside. It's also noted that Ent-333 seems to somehow infinitely be active despite no battery changes or charging. It was noted by researchers who said it told them it has been alive for more than 8 years and apparently hasn't run out of energy yet.
Containment procedures: Ent-333 is to be contained in an average sized containment cell with sound-proofing padded walls and fake grass covering the floor. Ent-333 does not deserve anything more than this and is not allowed to be granted anything it asks for. If a personnel were to give Ent-333 anything it asks for, no matter how little, they will be punished severely with demotion or an unpaid leave depending on what they gave.
Other: Ent-333 has been recorded to have extremely hateful ideologies. Being racist, homophobic and transphobic, just to name a few.
When asked about it's hateful views on things, it was noted saying:
"What? A guy can't even express his feelings nowadays? You all are a bunch of {SLUR}'s."
For obvious reasons, I will not be typing said slur into this document, as it's not very professional. But any personnel that was there during the incident know what he said. They know.
Ent-333 is not to be given any liquid or solid sustenance, as it does not need any food or water to survive, despite what it says. It will beg and plead for water or annoyingly expensive specific foods, but if you were to ignore it, it will instantly begin to insult you and anybody nearby. It has done this many times before. Please, do not let it get under your skin. Getting angry will only result in Ent-333 becoming more and more annoying to other staff to attempt to get a reaction. This will result in any researchers on Ent-333 duty to have an extremely hard time doing their jobs, and nobody wants that.
Entity Interview Documents:
Interview-1.
Interviewer: Dr. Olivia
Interviewed: Ent-333
Date: December 11th 2021.
Interview notes: Camera footage will be described along with speech. Another note, Dr. Olivia was unaware on the specifics of Ent-333's personality traits.
{Begin Log}
Dr. Olivia: Alright, so... You're some kind of talking tree robot?
{Shown on the camera footage, she flips through a notepad.}
Ent-333: Yeah. Yeah I am. What's a WOMAN want with me?
{Dr. Olivia recoils physically at the sudden aggression.}
Dr. Olivia: Woah woah! Where'd that come from? What's with the emphasis on the 'woman'?
Ent-333: Whaddya think!? You think I wanna waste my time talking to a woman? And a human one at that! Hurry it up already! Get your questions out, spew your bullshit.
Dr. Olivia: Alright, alright...
{She taps her notepad against the interrogation table.}
Dr. Olivia: Right... Where did you come from? Why were you in a mall in the middle of nowhere?
Ent-333: I grew there, obviously. Y'know, like, grew from the ground? From a lil sprout? A little sapling? I have to dumb it down for people the likes of you.
Dr. Olivia: You... Grew there? In the middle of a busted up mall? In the middle of nowhere? You're a robot! How could you have GROWN???
Ent-333: Listen, lady, I don't fucking know!!! Do YOU know the specifics on why you were born? Don't fucking think so! Now piss off asking me stupid questions and make me a sandwich!
{Dr. Olivia slams the notepad against the table and stands up quickly, pushing the chair over in her annoyance.}
Dr. Olivia: Alright, that's it. I'm done with this...
Ent-333: Yeah, 'course you are. What's wrong, you gonna cry? Gonna cry like a lil bitch?
{Ent-333's eyelids seem to move to mimic a happy expression, although it's clearly mock happiness.}
Dr. Olivia: Go fuck yourself, stupid ass robotic tree.
{End Log}
End of document Researcher notes:
Yo, this fucking thing annoying as hell. It called me a wet wipe a couple days ago. The fuck does that even mean? - Dr. Daniel
I agree with Dr. Daniel, this weird thing is so annoying. All it does is annoy me for food, which we don't have the funds to buy, and screams slurs! - Dr. Willow
This things a dickhead! I'm one bad work day away from taking a lighter and burning that stupid tree ablaze!!! Can we just destroy the damn thing already??? - Janitor Carl
Thank you all for the feedback, however, we cannot dispose of Ent-333 until we find out how it came to be and how we make sure no other instances of Ent-333 appear in the same spots, if that can even happen. As soon as we get more information, I assure you we'll make a site-wide announcement for all to watch it's extermination. I, personally, will destroy it in-front of everybody. And then we'll throw a damn party around it's charred corpse, because fuck this thing. - Site Director Alan
(Hey. So uh. I guess I'll upload more chapters with more documents and stuff. I find this kinda fun. I Iike doing this kinda thing, just, y'know, making random entities and putting them in a research document. But the only thing is I'm not very smart, so it's not exactly up to stuff with any other SCP-like stuffs. But who cares, y'know, I'm having fun! And it's good enough, it's readable.... Hopefully.)
(Oh and I'll also be uploading more stuff completely unrelated to Site-2 hopefully soon! I've got crazy motivation problems man, can hardly do ANYTHING nowadays, and the only thing I really CAN do SORT OF WELL is writing. So yeah, whatever, buh bye, wait for the next document, if anybody is even reading this, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, BLEEERGGGHHHHHH)