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Sebastian has started his YouTube and Twitch channels a month ago because he needed money and refused to leave his house, unless he was going to buy necessities or his neighbor, Iuri, would literally drag him outside because “he needs air”. The schizoid man named both of his channels “@sebastianthepeoplehater” and he would record himself live on Twitch talking about various things that he hates, with a nonchalant tone, and then repost those videos on his YouTube channel. His most popular video was about his hatred towards polyamorous people and relationships because they’re ‘sinful’ and ‘unforgivable’, while he gave an example: the pale visitor (somehow visitors are still around the world, but no one cares anymore) was dating that one reporter with huge piercing blue eyes and a former FEMA agent. The real reason why Sebastian was engrossed by polygamy in general was because he was secretly jealous of the visitor for managing to pull 2 people while he hadn’t had luck in romance since his ex-wife, Vera, left him because he was a NEET, a chud and he smelled like mayo, nicotine and his potential children, all mixed in a rotten pumpkin and then thrown in horse diarrhea, 10 years ago. I mean, what did that fugly Judge Holden on Ozempic looking ass creature had what he didn’t? At least the video reached 2 million views and he gained 500k subscribers on each channel!
One evening of August, Sebastian got a notification on Discord from a stranger with the username “immortalityisreal69”. The message read: “Sebastian you gotta see ts 🥀😭💀” and below it was a YouTube video with the title “Me and @sebastianthepeoplehater are getting married :3”. It was made by someone named “@sebastiansbosomhair”. Sebastian responded: “I’ll react to it on Twitch and YouTube today”.
Sebastian sat down at his kitchen, as usual, with his prehistoric computer and ancient face-cam turned on, on Twitch. “Hey guys…I got sent on Discord a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 video and I decided to react to it today” he explained to his hundreds of thousands of viewers.
He clicked on the video and it was the weirded shit that he had seen in his 40 years of life: there was a middle aged man that looked a bit younger than him wearing a bride dress and holding with his right arm a body pillow with a sad excuse of a drawing of Sebastian on it. “H…ello …veryone! I’m Timofey …nd this is my f…rst video…teehee! I’m so excit…d to announce all of you that I’m g…tying married to the love g my life, Sebastian!” the creepy guy said, pointing to the body pillow that had, now, noticeable dirty spots of diferent colors, especially different shades of light yellow. Sebastian was really creeped out but also enamored with the creep because a decade of involuntary celibacy messed up with his noggin. All that he could mutter was: “What the actual fuck?!”. His face was a mix of shock and interest. It was pretty noticeable to the viewers. Someone named “@thealphasigma” donated to the schizoid man 1000$. The message said: “That omega is mine! Back off, you beta! *eyes turn red and claws start to come out*”. Sebastian was annoyed at the fact that the message interrupted Timofey’s ‘vows’. The creep donated 5000$ with the message: “Kys, baldilocks! My one and only true love is Sebastian! <3”. The shut-in was a bit happy that the freak was watching his livestream, although not surprising. He was overjoyed that he got money, though.
After the livestream was also posted on YouTube, Timofey found Sebastian’s Discord account. They chatted for a bit (4 hours on vc (that happened to me last year)) and they hit it off. The shut-in, deep down, wanted more partners to be ‘better’ than that pale fuck, though. ;)