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Hey , have you heard the rumors?
People say that if you go to the
third floor of the boy's bathroom ,
and knock on the third stall's door ,
whilst chanting the words "Malleus-san,
Malleus-san, Malleus-san, are you there?" ,
a ghost named Malleus will appear and
grant you one wish.
Malleus-san, will you make my wish
come true?
Idia Shroud, an awkward teenage boy, heard this rumor and got curious. So, like the idiot he is, he decided to try this out himself. After class, he went to the boy's bathroom to go try it out.
"Malleus-san, Malleus-san, Malleus-san,
are you there?"
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The door creaked, a hand opening the stall door.
"Here I am~"
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The blue haired boy did not expect this to work, at all. So in surprise, he yelped.
"Why do you look so surprised? You are the one who summoned me." Said the raven haired boy.
There was a small moment of awkward silence.
"Anyway, what do you wish for?" Malleus said, to break the silence. "It could be anything, absolutely everything, it could be a car, a fortune, and a-!"
"GUIDE TO GET MY CRUSH TO LIKE ME!!" Idia shouted.
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Another awkward moment of silence.
"Oh..." came from the ghost "well, here's some love books to help guide you!" he summoned them out of thin air.
"No, not that!"
"Hm? I thought you wanted a guide to be loved by your cursh back?"
"Yeah but..." a pause. "THESE BOOKS WON'T DO ANYTHING!!"
"However, we havent even tried them yet, how can you be so sure?"
"Um...okay, I'll try it..."
The two of them checked the books.
And obviously, none of them worked.
"None of these are working, Malleus-san."
"Hm, I think I may or may not have one more thing left." He reaches out to his pocket, and manages to get a small bag. "Aha!"
"Uh..what's that?"
"These are merfolk scales" he hands out one to Idia. "When you eat it, you and your beloved will be destined to be toge-..."
Idia has swallowed the merfolk scale.
"I haven't even finished yet! You aren't supposed to swallow it until you have someone to eat it with!"
"Wha-?! Oh...So, what's going to happen now?"
"You'll become a fish whenever you hit water. you'll start to have scales."
"Wh-what?! a fish?!"
"Exactly what I said, now let's try!"
"What!?"
The next thing Idia knew, he was now a
fish, in a fish tank.
"Oh! He wasn't kidding..."
Suddenly, an ugly merfolk appeared,
it looked hungry, devistated.
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"Come, I'll make you my servant."
Said the merfolk, poor Idia.
Just as it was about to take Idia, Malleus defeated the merfolk and turned Idia back to normal.
"Thank you so much, Malleus-san...! Um...how can I repay you?"
"Repay me?" He said whilst putting a scale on his tongue before he continued;
"You'll pay with your body."