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deep inside the evil depths of the evil red and black academy, which was super intimidating because everyone knows emoesque colors are the scariest thing ever, was Ingo. he was very sadly tied up on a not-comfortable swivel chair ( it was made of wood ).
he'd been here for a whole week now, and Vincent hadn't come to visit him once. h-hmph! what a neglectful loser.. , Ingo thought. for the sake of all that is despairful and awful- Vincent could atleast be a bit more mindful and toss him some food more than once or twice a day.
Ingo huffed, frustrated. " wow... I cant believe Vincent would do me so dirty like this.. well, I can.. because that's Vincent and I find it super attractive but I cant say that legally any other time because I'd get slimed by Monowariai.. "
then, suddenly, the door swung open. to ingo's complete and utter shock and joy- Vincent walked through. w-wow!!! he looks so fine.. godddamnn!! need me a hunk of that fine shyt!!!!!!!
" hello , Ingo. " Vincent said in his super rough masculine voice which was so so lovely. ingo's tail wagged happily. he couldn't believe that Vincent actually checked up on him. so considerate!
ingo laughed, and spoke in his high pitched loser loser voice that nobody liked except Vincent because he's so loving like that. " heyyyyy vincentttt!!!!!!!!!!!! " but unfortunately for Ingo, this was a horrible mistake...
vincent got so scared and annoyed by ingo's existence and voice that he picked up ingo's chair with him still on it and threw it across the room- making Ingo get thrown into a wall and the chair explode.
the end