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“Hello I’m Shadowkit! Ma mawm makes funs ofs me for having no friends. She’s a being like: ‘Shadowkit, dearest, no friends will get you no screen time the ze book’
So do you wanna be me friend?” Shadowkit asked.
“Yeah sure ig” EVIL ashfur responded. (holy trauma dump) he thought. Shadowsight started to say, “Who are you-“ But was cut off by his mother, “Honey who are you talkin too?” Goop! But as she entered the den, it was only Shadowsight! “Ma imaginary friend mama!” Goop! Dovewing thought. “Girl yk voices in yo heyd mean instant doctor degrees!! And gorl being a doctor means u cant have friends!” She explained, very explainingly. “Yesh mothah, but my imaginary friend can be my friend!” And thus started the Shadowsight and Ashfur photo album. Which contains a bunch of photos of them having a good ol’ time! Only Shadowsight was the only one to actually appear in the album. you just had to- IMAGINE -ashfur. THE END.