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Simon oppened the door of the room he shared with a guy, Patrick. Not a bad guy but really annoying.
Patrick was waiting for him, he really wanted to get a lil bit more serious with him. With Simon, his roommate.
"-Patrick why the fuck are you on my bed with a flower in your mouth?"
Yes, the only problem is that if Simon is one of the smartest guy he ever met, he couldn't understand any message Patrick tried to send him.
"-Well I have a game! What about telling each other who do you see as a top or a bottom?".
"-...Patrick. What the hell is a top or a bottom?"
Shit! He has to explain to him gently so he dosen't feel embarassed.
"-Well... You can define it by being dominant or domined... So yeah just come and sit let's headcanon please!"
Crying puppy look, he will fall for it.
He sighed, and came next to him.
"-Sooooo, let's begin with uhhhh Fiona! You know her a little, you can have an opinion!"
Simon thought a little. She wasn't really the type to..., no he shouldn't think like this about them, why was Patrick even talking about this to him?
"-Bottom, as you say. Fiona can't be dominant."
"-Cool, we think the same! See, it's not difficult!"
Simon smiled a little. It was kinda funny. Not thinking at all, just chatting, well, more Patrick yaping with half of the words he couldn't understand.
Patrick has to lock in, he seemed happy, he shouldn't upset him or begin to talk too much.
"-Your turn to suggest a name!"
"-I dont know as much persons as you do, so Beatrice."
"-OH Bea! She seems me bottom, but could be top."
"-Not this much, she could have a secret pleasure at being a top but in public is really nice."
Patrick was about to jump at Simon and hug him.
"-You got the vibe immediately!"
"-My turn! Sooo uhhh Alec! You know, the guy that comes to put me to sleep."
A disgust look appeared on the purple-haired guy's face.
"-Oh yeah top, in no world he is a bottom."
"-I have some tea, I heard he slept with Bailey, the MU reporter!"
"-WHAT?"
"-YES I'M TELLING YOU HE SLEEPS WITH HIM AND GIVES HIM ALL THE TEA!"
"-Holy shit..."
"-You see."
"-Ok do you know a guy called Denver, he is Bea's twin."
"-Yes I know him! For me he is a top. Just a top, no bottom, no nothing. Top."
"-You're saying top, but have you seen him with Penny, he is really calm but in a nice way, and he seems to smile even if he has a mask."
Patrick turned a little his head, too guilty to look at his love with those naughty thoughts.
"-Ye..yeah, right, Penny is a bottom tho."
"-What if two persons are tops?"
"-What?"
"-Two persons that are tops. Like Scarlet and Tanya. I know there is something between them, but I just can't prove it. And they both seem tops. So how do they do?"
"-You can see this but not me..."
"-You said something?"
"-No no, just that I don't know."
"-Yeah..."
Oh shit no no no this shouldn't go like this he has to jump on another thing his plan isn't finished yet! Think Patrick think!
"Do you know Jonathan?"
"-Who?"
"The guy that is super tall and always with Bea."
"Oh yes, top."
Fuck! He seems cold! When he finally made him comfortable.
"-Bea seems bottom, but I don't know why I have the feeling that she could be a top."
Yes! He gives him a chance to jump in the conversation!
"-Some people can have some weird tastes you know.."
"-Who I am to judge someone?"
"-What about Gwen?"
"-Ah yeah, Gwen. She'll never found someone."
"-I.. din't asked if you liked her, it's quite obvious."
"-She is so not my type."
"-What?"
"Yeah top. What about Zach?"
"-He is the type of guy that would have strange tastes and would like to be attached."
"-So top acting like a bottom sometimes?"
"-Exactly. You know Ellie? Jonathan's little sister? I think she is a top."
"-Eleanor? She is super tiny!"
"-Her boyfriend is a fucking simp."
"-So she is the top and her boyfriend the bottom. Kinda weird."
"-Do you know Naomi?"
"-Just from sight, but I can tell she is a top."
"-She is a top. She told me."
"-She told you?"
"-Yeah, and what about Sven?"
Finally, if he continues like this...
"Bottom, and if he ends with Fiona, she would be the top."
"-You ship them?"
"-Kinda, she would be the only person to support him."
"-And what about me?"
Simon can't be this dumb, no?
"-I don't know, you don't seem to be into girls."
Yeah it's a half win, at least he can see that Patrick is not straight.
"-I never got into a relationship..."
Yeah now understand!
"-Maybe a bottom?"
Yeah...
"-And what about you? For me you are a top!"
He is too calm!
In fact, Simon was internally dying.
"-I don't know..."
"-You into girls or boys?"
"-Wha?"
"-What you into. Can be both."
"-Wh?"
"-Simon?"
"-W?"
"-Bro can you hear me?"
No he couldn't it was too much for him.