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Dazai Osamu has created a group chat.
Dazai Osamu has changed the group name to “little rays of sunshine”
Mrglasses: DAZAI?! What on earth is the meaning of this?
Mackerel: Jeez Kuni, it’s for school projects, I added some guys from the college!
Donuts: Hi guys
Theonlyrayofsunshinehere: HAI GUYZZZ! ♪───Ｏ（≧∇≦）Ｏ────♪
Crepe_bunny6: hi, kenji
Theonlyrayofsunshinehere: hi kyouka channnnnn!!!
Cats: a project chat? Dazai, I trust you will be responsible for this.
Mackerel: uhhhh sure
Stabbyknife: guys! Let’s introduce ALL OF OURSELVES!!
Name: gin Pronouns: she/they lesbian 😌
Theonlyrayofsunshinehere: My name is kenji! He/him :0 straight! I love cows mweheheh
Cats: Fukuzawa. He/him.
Stabbyknife: hmmm…care to share your sexuality, fuku?
Cats: no…
Mackerel: Dazai he/him gay and taken boiiiii 😂
Hatrack: FUCKING SHITTY DAZAI. CHANGE MY NAME YOU ASS
Mackerel: no can do, love~
Hatrack: …
Gucci: higuchi she/her bi ig idk yettttt
Donuts: Ranpo, he/him my only true love: @raccoonnerd
Raccoonnerd: hi dearest! What is this? Do you need something?
Donuts: I’m kinda hungry, can you take me to that one store and buy me a melon ramune and buldak and then cuddle me :<
Raccoonnerd: the least I can do, lovely <3
Sigma: I’m so tired of this shit as If I don’t third wheel EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
My name is sigma. He/him and Aroace so yeah ig
Mentallyunstable: awwww, siggy, you’re just jealous I have a bf~~ and he’s hot as fuck too, right @fedya
Fedya: yes, love. I can confirm the same applies to you.
Mentallyunstable: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE HIM
Emo: Akutagawa, he/they
Jinko: Atsushi, he/him, gay…
Koyou: hi loves! Koyou, she/her, ultimate lesbian 💕
Itotallyhaveaphd: MOMMY. I mean, uh, hi Koyou, how abt wine tonight? ( Liked by @koyou ) my name is yosano, she/her, lesbian!
Jinko: @emo GIVE ME MY FUCKING TIE BACK, RASHOUMON ACCIDENTALLY RIPPED OT OFF LAST MISSION AND NOW KUNIKIDA WILL BE MAD!
Emo: come get it yourself, furry.
Jinko: screw off.
Stabbyknife: pining in a gc is CRAZYYYYYYY
2020altbandaige: Tachihara, he/him, straight.
Mackerel: btw everyone, not everyone will introduce themselves here, just cuz they may not be active atm, but they’re here!
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Little rays of sunshine:
Hatrack: DAZAI.
WHERE IS MY HAT YOU MACKEREL!
Mackerel: ohhh, don’t ruin the fun! Chibi has to find it himself!
Mrglasses: please quiet down, dazai, it’s 8:00 at night, I shouldn’t have to inform you to be quiet at a time like this!
Mrglasses: that’s it. WHO THE ACTUAL HECK IS BLASTING MUSIC IN THEIR DORM?
Stabbyknife: it’s AKU
He keeps acting all angsty.
Apparently, the boy with the tiger plush made a fair point while they were arguing.
Mrglasses: unacceptable. Turn it down!
Diva: WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK WENT INTO MY WHORE ASS DADS OFFICE AND STOLE MY WHOLE FUCKING BARBIE DOLL COLLECTION YOU BITCH IM ABUT TO STAB SOMEONE WITH A KNJFE
Stabbyknife: Aren’t you 13?!
Diva: uhm.. yes?! What difference does it make to you, ho?
Gucci: don’t call them that! She’s the second hottest person in this school!
Diva: who’s the first, Bitch?
Gucci: Akutagawa
Donuts: …
Mackerel: …
Sigma: …
Mentallyunstable: …
Jinko: ?
Donuts: hes gay.
Jinko: @emo what?!
Emo: .
Jinko: Akutagawa.. you.. never told me this?
Mackerel: ouuu shiiiii
Hatrack: leave them alone, Samu
Emo: you never asked?
Jinko: .. ok
(8:30, am)
Little rays of sunshine:
Raccoonnerd: guys, can we add Lucy?
Mackerel: ig, gimme a sec
*raggedyannedoll has been added to “little rays of sunshine”*
Raggedyannedoll: hi guys! Thanks for requesting, Poe. I wanna know all the drama!
Mackerel: Kunikida has like.. a kid with that one guy who always stays in his dorm and talks like a Victorian teenage boy. I always see them in kuni’s dorm feeding what’s her name Ana? Ala? Snacks.
Mrglasses: let’s not discuss my personal life. Mr. Bram stoker is helping me take care of a child that was in need of help. Bram, unfortunately, skips most of school to stay with aya. I help out when I can.
Raggedyannedoll: awwww!
Demonchild: I have some, too. A certain someone called my doll ugly, so I stole hers!
Diva: what. The. Fuck. KYUMENO YOU ARE SO COOKED IM ABOUT TO RIP YOIR FYCKUNG HEAD OFF AND SPILL YOUR GUTS GIVE BACK THEM NOW!
Demonchild: karmas a bitch I shou
Koyou: oh? What happened? Why where they cut off?
Mackerel: oda put a time limit on the little shit’s iPad. Mind you, Q is in 6th grade. Anyways, @hatrack wanna get high and make out?
Hatrack: like I would wanna spend time with you, fucker.
Mackerel is offline
Hatrack is offline.
Hatrack: Ce putain de poisson a essayé de m'embrasser ; qu'il aille se faire foutre, bordel!!
Itotallyhaveaphd: fym
Furry: I’m pretty sure when Mr. Nakaharas high, he speaks French!
Mackerel: can confirm.
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Thats all for now! 5 kudos for new chapter, eh? Just show me you think it’s ok ; ;
Anyways questions or requests pls put in comments if you feel so inclined (taking requests btw)