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??: why did you kill 8 teachers?
The vice principal asked me
I shrugged and ran a finger along my now dull needle
???: because they didn't do good at their job
A tall dude came in and whispered something to the vice principal as the principal handed me a pamphlet.
It read : E-Class student and what to expect.
???: you start after lunch. You'll pick up on what needs to be done pretty quick
I sighed as I ate in the principals office and was driven in a golf cart up the hill to the north of the main campus to be with the rest of the E class kids
A yellow octopus was writing something down.
Principal: koro-sensei a word please?
I shamefully walked to the back of the class and sat next to a red haired kid.
?: What's your name?
The kid asked
???: hornet….
The kid stuck his hand out as I shook it.
?:names karma, the blonde one is professor bitch and the octopus is koro-sensei. We're trying to kill him before he blows up earth. He was the one who blew up 70% of the moon he said as a blue haired kid sat In front of me turned around on the front facing chair
??: what did you do to be with us?
Hornet: killed 8 teachers and failed math and social studies beyond saving
I said shrugging
Everyone in the class looked at me shocked : WHAT?!
Hornet: not that big of a deal… I killed someone's grandma before. It's fine though. Could be worse.
As I walked in the class karma said something to the blue haired kis as iw as introduced to him
?: im nagisa, you must be the new student
Hornet: yeah… but is it true we have to kill the teacher?
As i was introduced to everybody i wqas added in a chaotic group chat
( author note this was a real thing in a comment section. )
booknerd2712
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12h
FUCK
cams-rambles
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12h
I think you mean hmmm
booknerd2712
(moderator)
12h
@cams-rambles FUCKIMG HMMMMMMM
cams-rambles
(admin)
12h
@booknerd2712 I SWEAR TO FUCK YOU SAY DICKS IM GONNA JAM THIS BOTTLE DOWN YOUR THROAT - husk
booknerd2712
(moderator)
12h
@cams-rambles I'm watching the TADC DND stream and dying laughing
cams-rambles
(admin)
12h
@booknerd2712 AHAHAHAHAAAAA. i need to watch it but i want it to be on Spotify cause that's where I'm used to listening to DnD.., chuckles.. no more like fuckles the clown
booknerd2712
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11h
@cams-rambles Pomni wants to milk the cow...
river22463
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7h
@cams-rambles "I like sucking... popsickles" -Angel
booknerd2712
(moderator)
7h
@river22463 I don't think that's the quote (educated guess i have no idea)
river22463
(moderator)
7h
@booknerd2712 "I like sucking..." -Angel "I SWEAR TO FUCK YOU SAY DICKS I'M GONNA JAM THIS BOTTLE DOWN YOUR THROAT" -Husk "Popsickles you sicko!" -Angel
cams-rambles
(admin)
7h
@river22463 But ya know.. dicks too
river22463
(moderator)
7h
@cams-rambles I still can't believe that after Angel heard about the things Alastor did he still said, "I could suck your dick" like WHAT? I think that is Angel's favorite word...
cams-rambles
(admin)
7h
@river22463 Lol
cams-rambles
(admin)
7h
@river22463 MY DAUGHTER WANTS TO SEE ME! TAKE THAT DEPRESSION
cams-rambles
(admin)
7h
@river22463 What season was that?
river22463
(moderator)
7h
@cams-rambles I think season one episode one. Alastor just got there and asked what Angel did at the hotel and Angel says "I could suck your dick" and Alastor just replies with, "Haha! No."
river22463
(moderator)
7h
@cams-rambles I love that quote
river22463
(moderator)
7h
@cams-rambles And then the quote from Charlie's dad (Take that depression) was like season one
cams-rambles
(admin)
7h
@river22463 Season 1 episode 5
river22463
(moderator)
7h
@cams-rambles The fact he could've visited Charlie the whole time but chose not to... And his more important business was duck merchandise-
cams-rambles
(admin)
6h
@river22463 Of course. The show is too fast paced and Charlie didn't even check on her dad.... Is really sad
cams-rambles
(admin)
6h
@river22463 But the fact that once we get up there and gravity was probably playing at the same time has me laughing bc one wants to take over heaven the other wants to destroy hell
river22463
(moderator)
6h
@cams-rambles No wonder the man is depressed. And then he gets there and Alastor makes it a goal to piss him off... But then Lucifer kinda makes him wanna quit so I guess they're even.
chopperchaz9
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6h
@river22463 dick'
river22463
(moderator)
6h
@chopperchaz9 huh?
chopperchaz9
(moderator)
6h
@river22463 did you not just have a huge convo about it?
river22463
(moderator)
6h
@chopperchaz9 That we did...
cams-rambles
(admin)
6h
@river22463 Yeah it's ... Decent sized..../j I'm a female
river22463
(moderator)
6h
@cams-rambles hold on my brain is processing a reply...
cams-rambles
(admin)
6h
@river22463 @chopperchaz9 @booknerd2712 this whole thread has me DYING. Bc I'm watching season 2, book nerd hasn't seen it, I do believe river has seen it
river22463
(moderator)
6h
@cams-rambles I've binge watched all two seasons multiple times by now...
booknerd2712
(moderator)
6h
@river22463 I go to check my notifications and IT'S ALL YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT MALE PARTS IN HAZBIN HOTEL!
river22463
(moderator)
6h
@booknerd2712 We are very much special
cams-rambles
(admin)
6h
@booknerd2712 You sure you can handle us in all our glory?
booknerd2712
(moderator)
5h
@river22463 Special in what way?
booknerd2712
(moderator)
5h
@cams-rambles Yes I handle myself all by myself everyday. I'm a powerhouse
cams-rambles
(admin)
5h
@booknerd2712 I was gonna say special Ed but that's rude cause I don't know if you really are...
cams-rambles
(admin)
5h
@booknerd2712 sometimes I kill mother bugs Infront of their children as a warning to others
booknerd2712
(moderator)
5h
@cams-rambles I have a 504 plan! It means I get to listen to music and get extra time but that's about it
booknerd2712
(moderator)
5h
@cams-rambles I wanna do that! Except I don't have bugs to kill because usually they're lonely
cams-rambles
(admin)
5h
@booknerd2712 SAMEEE! my math teacher actually said no when I asked for more time which goes against my 504... She didn't get in trouble but what's the best thing is that I got my grades up just in time to see the tadc movie ALL C OR BETTER WHICH IS REALLY GREAT
cams-rambles
(admin)
5h
@booknerd2712 I do that to earwigs... once we had an infestion of them
booknerd2712
(moderator)
5h
@cams-rambles My math teacher was hesitant but let me
booknerd2712
(moderator)
5h
@cams-rambles Oh. I do it in video games tho tbh
cams-rambles
(admin)
5h
@booknerd2712 I listen to music all the time in class bc I wear beanies all the time
cams-rambles
(admin)
5h
@booknerd2712 That works
booknerd2712
(moderator)
5h
@cams-rambles I don't risk earbuds. I am weak.
booknerd2712
(moderator)
5h
@cams-rambles They never learn even when I destroy the young.
cams-rambles
(admin)
5h
@booknerd2712 No one knew.. that's how I racked up a full month and a half of time on Spotify wrapped
booknerd2712
(moderator)
5h
@cams-rambles My Spotify wrap has nothing because I have ad free apple music from my dad
cams-rambles
(admin)
5h
@booknerd2712 Fair...
booknerd2712
(moderator)
5h
@cams-rambles I have an entire digital circus playlist
cams-rambles
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@booknerd2712 @river22463 i am STILL LAUGHING AT THIS HOURS LATER! @marbled-pulse
cams-rambles
(admin)
39m
@cams-rambles @booknerd2712 I'll take a neoplotin cappachino more Cappa than chinos with no more than four ounces of milk the beans won't have the right texture otherwise
booknerd2712
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@cams-rambles I mean I'll send screen shots of the playlist so you can have the songs lol
booknerd2712
(moderator)
39m
@cams-rambles What
cams-rambles
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@booknerd2712 Well I'm getting at the whole conversation we had about the quotes
cams-rambles
(admin)
36m
@booknerd2712 Moxxies coffe order.. the im a vIrGo
booknerd2712
(moderator)
35m
@cams-rambles YAY
booknerd2712
(moderator)
35m
@cams-rambles Your photography skills are like straws
cams-rambles
(admin)
34m
@booknerd2712 What?
booknerd2712
(moderator)
30m
@cams-rambles Meaning they suc k -the Second Coming the Chosen One's Return 'Orange' Becker in episode 4 of animator vs animation
cams-rambles
(admin)
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@booknerd2712 Haven't gotten that far... Wanna know what else sucks? A vacuum
cams-rambles
(admin)
28m
@booknerd2712 And angel dust. He sucks.... Popsicles
booknerd2712
(moderator)
28m
@cams-rambles I have a joke I really wanna say but I don't know if I'm allowed
booknerd2712
(moderator)
27m
@cams-rambles THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY
cams-rambles
(admin)
27m
@booknerd2712 Dm it to me
cams-rambles
(admin)
27m
@booknerd2712 I WON THIS TIME ROUND!!
booknerd2712
(moderator)
23m
@cams-rambles You already said it. About Angel Dust. I wasn't sure if I'm allowed to make it or not since I'm not in the fandom
cams-rambles
(admin)
22m
@booknerd2712 Ah.
booknerd2712
(moderator)
12h
FUCK
cams-rambles
(admin)
12h
I think you mean hmmm
booknerd2712
(moderator)
12h
@cams-rambles FUCKIMG HMMMMMMM
cams-rambles
(admin)
12h
@booknerd2712 I SWEAR TO FUCK YOU SAY DICKS IM GONNA JAM THIS BOTTLE DOWN YOUR THROAT - husk
booknerd2712
(moderator)
12h
@cams-rambles I'm watching the TADC DND stream and dying laughing
cams-rambles
(admin)
12h
@booknerd2712 AHAHAHAHAAAAA. i need to watch it but i want it to be on Spotify cause that's where I'm used to listening to DnD.., chuckles.. no more like fuckles the clown
booknerd2712
(moderator)
11h
@cams-rambles Pomni wants to milk the cow...
river22463
(moderator)
7h
@cams-rambles "I like sucking... popsickles" -Angel
booknerd2712
(moderator)
7h
@river22463 I don't think that's the quote (educated guess i have no idea)
river22463
(moderator)
7h
@booknerd2712 "I like sucking..." -Angel "I SWEAR TO FUCK YOU SAY DICKS I'M GONNA JAM THIS BOTTLE DOWN YOUR THROAT" -Husk "Popsickles you sicko!" -Angel
cams-rambles
(admin)
7h
@river22463 But ya know.. dicks too
river22463
(moderator)
7h
@cams-rambles I still can't believe that after Angel heard about the things Alastor did he still said, "I could suck your dick" like WHAT? I think that is Angel's favorite word...
cams-rambles
(admin)
7h
@river22463 Lol
cams-rambles
(admin)
7h
@river22463 MY DAUGHTER WANTS TO SEE ME! TAKE THAT DEPRESSION
cams-rambles
(admin)
7h
@river22463 What season was that?
river22463
(moderator)
7h
@cams-rambles I think season one episode one. Alastor just got there and asked what Angel did at the hotel and Angel says "I could suck your dick" and Alastor just replies with, "Haha! No."
river22463
(moderator)
7h
@cams-rambles I love that quote
river22463
(moderator)
7h
@cams-rambles And then the quote from Charlie's dad (Take that depression) was like season one
cams-rambles
(admin)
7h
@river22463 Season 1 episode 5
river22463
(moderator)
7h
@cams-rambles The fact he could've visited Charlie the whole time but chose not to... And his more important business was duck merchandise-
cams-rambles
(admin)
6h
@river22463 Of course. The show is too fast paced and Charlie didn't even check on her dad.... Is really sad
cams-rambles
(admin)
6h
@river22463 But the fact that once we get up there and gravity was probably playing at the same time has me laughing bc one wants to take over heaven the other wants to destroy hell
river22463
(moderator)
6h
@cams-rambles No wonder the man is depressed. And then he gets there and Alastor makes it a goal to piss him off... But then Lucifer kinda makes him wanna quit so I guess they're even.
chopperchaz9
(moderator)
6h
@river22463 dick'
river22463
(moderator)
6h
@chopperchaz9 huh?
chopperchaz9
(moderator)
6h
@river22463 did you not just have a huge convo about it?
river22463
(moderator)
6h
@chopperchaz9 That we did...
cams-rambles
(admin)
6h
@river22463 Yeah it's ... Decent sized..../j I'm a female
river22463
(moderator)
6h
@cams-rambles hold on my brain is processing a reply...
cams-rambles
(admin)
6h
@river22463 @chopperchaz9 @booknerd2712 this whole thread has me DYING. Bc I'm watching season 2, book nerd hasn't seen it, I do believe river has seen it
river22463
(moderator)
6h
@cams-rambles I've binge watched all two seasons multiple times by now...
booknerd2712
(moderator)
6h
@river22463 I go to check my notifications and IT'S ALL YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT MALE PARTS IN HAZBIN HOTEL!
river22463
(moderator)
6h
@booknerd2712 We are very much special
cams-rambles
(admin)
6h
@booknerd2712 You sure you can handle us in all our glory?
booknerd2712
(moderator)
5h
@river22463 Special in what way?
booknerd2712
(moderator)
5h
@cams-rambles Yes I handle myself all by myself everyday. I'm a powerhouse
cams-rambles
(admin)
5h
@booknerd2712 I was gonna say special Ed but that's rude cause I don't know if you really are...
cams-rambles
(admin)
5h
@booknerd2712 sometimes I kill mother bugs Infront of their children as a warning to others @cleverowllover
booknerd2712
(moderator)
5h
@cams-rambles I have a 504 plan! It means I get to listen to music and get extra time but that's about it
booknerd2712
(moderator)
5h
@cams-rambles I wanna do that! Except I don't have bugs to kill because usually they're lonely
cams-rambles
(admin)
5h
@booknerd2712 SAMEEE! my math teacher actually said no when I asked for more time which goes against my 504... She didn't get in trouble but what's the best thing is that I got my grades up just in time to see the tadc movie ALL C OR BETTER WHICH IS REALLY GREAT
cams-rambles
(admin)
5h
@booknerd2712 I do that to earwigs... once we had an infestion of them
booknerd2712 @cams-rambles My math teacher was hesitant but let me
booknerd2712 @cams-rambles Oh. I do it in video games tho tbh
cams-rambles @booknerd2712 I listen to music all the time in class bc I wear beanies all the time
cams-rambles @booknerd2712 That works
booknerd2712 @cams-rambles I don't risk earbuds. I am weak.
booknerd2712 @cams-rambles They never learn even when I destroy the young.
cams-rambles @booknerd2712 No one knew.. that's how I racked up a full month and a half of time on Spotify wrapped
booknerd2712 @cams-rambles My Spotify wrap has nothing because I have ad free apple music from my dad
cams-rambles @booknerd2712 Fair...
booknerd2712 @cams-rambles I have an entire digital circus playlist
cams-rambles @booknerd2712 @river22463 i am STILL LAUGHING AT THIS HOURS LATER! @marbled-pulse
cams-rambles @cams-rambles @booknerd2712 I'll take a neoplotin cappachino more Cappa than chinos with no more than four ounces of milk the beans won't have the right texture otherwise
booknerd2712 @cams-rambles I mean I'll send screen shots of the playlist so you can have the songs lol
booknerd2712 @cams-rambles What
cams-rambles @booknerd2712 Well I'm getting at the whole conversation we had about the quotes
cams-rambles @booknerd2712 Moxxies coffe order.. the im a vIrGo
booknerd2712 @cams-rambles YAY
booknerd2712@cams-rambles Your photography skills are like straws
cams-rambles @booknerd2712 What?
booknerd2712:@cams-rambles Meaning they suc k -the Second Coming the Chosen One's Return 'Orange' Becker in episode 4 of animator vs animation
cams-rambles @booknerd2712 Haven't gotten that far... Wanna know what else sucks? A vacuum
cams-rambles:@booknerd2712 And angel dust. He sucks.... Popsicles
booknerd2712:@cams-rambles I have a joke I really wanna say but I don't know if I'm allowed
booknerd2712:@cams-rambles THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY
cams-rambles:@booknerd2712 Dm it to me
cams-rambles :@booknerd2712 I WON THIS TIME ROUND!!
booknerd2712: @cams-rambles You already said it. About Angel Dust. I wasn't sure if I'm allowed to make it or not since I'm not in the fandom
cams-rambles: @booknerd2712 Ah.