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"No! I refuse to join this call!" A voice.
"I can't ask for permission to go to Round One... I just can't!" Another sentence.
"THEY CAN"T FORCE ME TO GO TO ROUND ONE" Then silence...
Cussy was avoiding the terrifying idea. The thought of Round One was too terrible to bear...
Before he can say anything else, the roof of his bedroom is violently ripped off.
"WHAT!" The Cussy exclaims. Out of the debris, crawls an endermite... "JOIN CALL MARCUS" It's voice echoes throughout the atmosphere. The threatening appearance of the endermite triggers the Cussy's PTSD.
"Wait! NO! Anything but the endermite! ANYTHING BUT THE ENDERMAN FARM!!!" The Cussy reaches for his phone, but it's too late. The endermite's size has increased by 400% and its now actively charging towards Cussy.
"GET ON CALL OR ELSE." The Cussy screams and violently taps his phone screen--its no use, his phone is dead, and the only phone charger was eater by the endermite. The Cussy draws the conclusion that he NEEDS that phone charger. With a burst of courage, Cussy jumps into the mouth of the now-massive endermite.
The inside of the endermite is mostly dark, aside from the faint purple glow of a phone charger in the distance. Odd, the inside of the endermite is bigger than it appears. Like TARDIS. Inside, Cussy also spots the scattered soggy pieces of rigatoni pasta. Once the Cussy gets to the phone charger, he eagerly plugs his phone in, using the now-radioactive pasta to charge it.
At long last, his phone is at 0.01% battery, Cussy rushes to call SPUP. He joins call, fueled by the spirit of Omni-Man.
"I show speed." A beat. Then chaos.
"GO TO ROUND ONE!!!" GOATmily PEAKohn LESBIAydney THE DOCTOR and KIK demand.
"I asked and got no answer." Cussy reveals. Then, in a flash. He's gone.
People still wonder to this day if the Cussy ever got permission to get to the Round One.
Even more people wonder if he ever got out of that endermite, or if the radioactive rigatoni killed him.
What Happened After Marcus Didn't Join Call
~The End~