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"You're unbelievable." Vergil growled from where he stood in the middle of the office.
Dante sneered down at him from the ladder before turning his attention back to changing the light bulb. "You're the one who broke it, yet I don't see you offering to fix it."
"It's your own fault." Dante had dodged his strikes and the bulb got broken. What was the big deal? Dante was insisting on stopping their fight to fix it because he was being difficult.
"Just admit you missed, Verge!" Dante chuckled, climbing down the ladder. Vergil puffed up, annoyed that he was right.