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"wiwowowowow!!!" Triple T (Tung Tung Tung Sahur) exclaimed, heh! it was his new time in geulp "H-HIGHSCHOOOOL!!?!?!?" Triple T screamed out of his, beautiful, smooth, unchapped ever since birth, lips... mmmmghhg... My bad anyway! Triple T's father; Jonesy calmly nodded, "Mhm... You're going to Highschool Tung." Jonesy turnt his head over to the window outside of their house, laying his eyes onto his car, He'd ought to get to work soon so he got up from the crusty ass chair, he had eyebags because he was on fortnite for like since 8 PM, it was 6 AM, alright buddy don't question it you got that? Anyway...
Triple T had walked his way to his Highschool, ah... "Buttfuckington Highschool..." Triple T muttered to himself, very beautiful, Triple T walked up the cobblestone stairs entering into the high school, the first thing he saw was that a Fat fucking brappy chud, "Yeah and so I was like "tung tung?! Heh! That's my man!", Triple T heard from a familiar voice... No... Is that, "BURT!? IS THAT YOU?!" Triple T yelled out across the hallway, it was a long time since he saw his long lost friend: Burt Colucci, also uh oh yeah Femboy Thomas Rousseau uhhh I don't know bro he was throwing straight tres leches or something in the hallway this is chapter one expect more stupid shit