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do orochimaru's hideouts have wifi??

Summary:

@spiderman created the group
@spiderman added @demonrevolution, @sakondeeznuts, @ukon, and @jirobo
@spiderman named the group The Sound Four

just something i made for fun lmao

Notes:

In case it wasn't clear:
spiderman: kidomaru
demonrevolution: tayuya
sakondeeznuts: sakon
ukon and jirobo are self explanatory i think

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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@spiderman created the group
@spiderman added @demonrevolution, @sakondeeznuts, @ukon, and @jirobo
@spiderman named the group The Sound Four

demonrevolution: what the fuck is this

spiderman: what the hell do you think it is
spiderman: it;s a groupchat

demonrevolution: why in the fuck would we ever need a fucking groupchat

jirobo: Watch your language Tayuya

demonrevolution: shut up fatass
demonrevolution: is your username seriously just jirobo
demonrevolution: that’s fucking boring

jirobo: At least it makes sense!
jirobo: What’s demon revolution even supposed to mean?

demonrevolution: it sounds cool dumbass
demonrevolution: and i summon demons
demonrevolution: and at least i’m creative

jirobo: They’re ogres aren’t they?

sakondeeznuts: oh hell yeah

ukon: let me out of here

spiderman: no

jirobo: See, Ukon’s username is his name as well!

spiderman: not for long

ukon: huh

jirobo: huh

@spiderman changed @sakon’s nickname to thing 1
@spiderman changed @ukon’s nickname to thing 2

demonrevolution: OH THATS FUCKING FUNNY

thing 2: istg

thing 1: HOW TF DO I CHANGE IT ABCK

spiderman: you can’t, I’m the admin >:)

thing 1: KIDOMARU WHEN I CATCH YOU

jirobo: I have a question

spiderman: what is it

thing 1: what is it

jirobo: how is this thing even working? we’re underground aren’t we? How do we get a signal here?

spiderman: hmmmm

demonrevolution: obviously orochimaru sama has wifi you fucking idiot

thing 1: LMAO

jirobo: ????

spiderman: no that’s not it

demonrevolution: THE FUCK YOU MEAN
demonrevolution: HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK

thing 2: there is a small town nearby
thing 2: maybe the signal from there reaches the hideout?

demonrevolution: underground?????

spiderman: whatever man
spiderman: does it really matter how it works
spiderman: at least we can chat

demonrevolution: oh yeah
demonrevolution: you never answered my question
demonrevolution: why the fuck would we ever need a groupchat???

spiderman: idk
spiderman: so we can just talk
spiderman: without orochimaru sama spying on us
spiderman: not like he understands technology
spiderman: and kabuto doesn’t give half a fuck

demonrevolution: fuckin fair enough i guess

jirobo: Do you really need to use the fuck in every sentence?

demonrevolution: fucking yes

thing 1: oi tayuya
thing 1: let’s go spar

demonrevolution: fuck yeah

spiderman: hopefully they don’t blow anything up

jirobo: they probably will

Notes:

i've always loved chatfics, and i've always loved the sound four. put 'em together and boom. sound four chatfic. just something i'm doing for fun, not gonna be on a regular update schedule, although if this gets enough comments i might lol. that's all for now!