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Jahn was feeling under the weather. One week had passed since he "didn't have stomach pains". Deep down Jahn knows that he's lying to himself and everyone around him. It all started last week, Jahn had just eaten a majestic, scrumptious, flavorful hotdog. When suddenly, Jahn doesn't feel too hot. Jahn runs to the bathroom and vomits everything out, but that was just one time, it wouldn't happen again... right?
On the second day, Jahn eats nothing, too afraid of the vomit that threatens his peace.
On the third day, his friends become aware, saying
"Eat something please!"
On the fourth, he attempts another meal,
this time he wishes he can eat for real.
The fourth was unlucky,
the food wasn't bad.
But Jahn found himself feeling woozy,
and back to the trashcan he went.
The fifth day spells doom,
Jahn lies in his room.
His stomach pain compels him to act vengeful.
His hunger is nothing eventful.
He's been hungry for hours.
Nothing can fix it, not even a shower.
Terrible news,
Jahn will lose,
at least 3 pounds in the next few days.
As the days stretch on, and five becomes six,
six become a week
and Jahn is now weak.
His friends plead
"Jahn! Jahn"
"Go try some flan!"
"Nay!" He denies his pain.
Until even the Minecraft sheep he's slain
beg him to
Seek.
Medical.
Attention.
Jahn eventually tries to go out
an outing with friends
only to nearly meet his end.
For dinner that day
Jahn wanted things to go his way,
He was SICK...
and tired of vomiting
But when he sat down
and ate all the fries,
he met his near-demise
when he vomited it out.
Yet he says he is fine
and dandy
and grand.
His friends know better,
they want him to get better,
and so they say
"Jahn!"
"Jahn!"
"Get medical attention!"
"Get well soon Jahn!"
"We want to feed you some flan!"
But Jahn doesn't listen.
So as a last resort,
they wheel Jahn's bed to the airport
in the middle of the night
it was quite a sight.
All was done in desperation
sending Jahn out of the nation
to see the best doctor in the world
Even the best doctor cannot diagnose and treat Jahn
they think its the end
Jahn still insists he's fine
but even he sees the end
Until.
In the distance.
A shining light.
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
No.
It's TARDIS.
And out of TARDIS comes THE DOCTOR
The shock is so great.
It's no mistake.
The mystery cure has arrived!
Since Jahn is STILL denying his pain, his friends pin him down on top of an airplane and take the mystery cure out of its box.
It's dinosaur pizza.
With marshmallows on it.
And once Jahn swallows the first bite
It's quite a sight
Jahn starts floating
Then glowing
and suddenly,
suddenly
Jahn ascended
As the new Jahn lowers to the ground, he has a somewhat magical glow around him
And it's clear to all
that his stomach doesn't hurt anymore
~The End~