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(This is a group chat, some jokes will only make sense in my language, but I'll do my best to make sure everyone understands.)
**Ortho adds 22 people to a group chat**
***Ortho changes the names of 22 people***
Ortho - " :3 "
mommy issues redhead- "what ?"
mommy issues redhead - "What kind of name is that?"
dumb redhead- "It suits you, lol."
dumb redhead - "I'M NOT DUMB"
Ortho - " Yuu chose the names: >"
Shrimp - "hehe"
S/N - "What the hell are you guys doing?"
S/N - "What does s/n mean?"
Shrimp - "it's a thing of my world"
Y/N - "Of course it is..."
poor broke guy- "syeheehee The names are funny. "
Poor broke guy - " Can't deny "
Buff Alpha CEO - "What y'all doing awake at 3:30?"
Buff Alpha CEO - "I fucking loved that name."
Not a king - "Why are you awake at three in the morning, go to sleep."
not a king- " "..."
poor broke guy- "damn lol "
Not a king - "Shut up, Ruggie."
Y/N - "These names are starting to get serious."
Single twink dad - "Seriously? I'm really having fun"
Single twink dad - " Can't deny "
Blue loser gamer- "lol"
Blue loser gamer - "ortho why?"
Ortho - "not my idea :p"
obsessive stalker- " that is drôle extrêmement"
not a king - "What the hell did that just say?"
Obsessive stalker - "said it was funny roi du Lions"
Ex-delinquent - "What the hell?"
Ex-delinquent - "You don't need to remind me."
dumb redhead- "bahshdjks"
Mommy issues redhead - "The boy forgot how to write..."
Ex-delinquent - "That's just how he is. "
depressed blogger - "Damn #funny "
Depressed blogger - "I'm not depressed #notfunny"
Shrimp - "Keep lying to yourself. "
Mommy issues redhead - "I've had enough, I better go back to sleep, same goes for you, Cater, Deuce and Ace"
dumb redhead - "Fine ..."
Ex-delinquent - "sure !"
depressed blogger- "yes Housewarden! #Goingtosleep "
** next day, 12:04 AM **
Strange Moray Eel #1 - "Well, it seems Ortho and Yuu created a group chat ".
Strange moray eel #2 - "JSGXUKEMowid"
Mommy issues redhead - "here comes another one who doesn't know how to write"
Strange moray eel #2 - "goldfish!!!! Jaksosjan"
Dumb redhead - "Why does that thing talk like it hit its head on the keyboard?"
Ex-delinquent - "You're not much better."
Dumb redhead - "Damn it, Deuce, whose side are you on?""
Ex-delinquent - "Not on your side, whenever I'm on your side I get screwed".
Shrimp - "I can confirm"
dumb redhead - " l hate you both"
Sunshine - "Oh, a group chat!!!! How cool!!! Isn't it, Jamil???"
Sunshine's slave - "oms..."
Sunshine's slave - "...."
Sunshine's slave - ""I'm going to kill Yuu"
Sunshine - "No, no, don't kill them! Ó╭╮Ò "
Shrimp- "Yeah, don't kill me Ó╭╮Ò"
Single twink dad - "Can someone teach Malleus how to type?"
mommy issues redhead - "Why don't you do that?"
Single twink dad - "shhh riddle shhhh "
Ortho - "My brother can help him! Right, big brother?"
blue loser gamer -" pls no 💔"
Ortho - "It will be good for you to socialize more!!!"
Blue loser gamer - "pls no 💔"
Ortho - "He will help Malleus, he has no choice."
Single twink dad - "Excellent!!!"
blue loser gamer- "Someone help me 💔"
dumb redhead - "Rip Idia will never be remembered."
depressed blogger- "damn, rip Idia #restinpeace"
WAKA-SAMAAA- "I DON'T GET THE JOKE, ARE YOU SAYING THAT MALLEUS-SAMA IS GOING TO KILL HIM?"
Dumb redhead - "no, but Ortho will if he don't go "
WAKA-SAMAAA- "I UNDERSTOOD HAHAHAHAHA"
Single twink dad - "sebek stop writing like that"
WAKA-SAMAAA- "LIKE WHAT?"
Sunshine's slave - "Why most people on Diasomnia don't write like normal people?"
Single twink dad - "I don't count, do I?"
Hornton- " hi "
Single twink dad- "Did he learn to type? "
Blue loser gamer - "No, he's like an RPG character with the lowest intellect stats when it comes to technology.".
Dumb redhead - "bro just invented a new language 💔"
blue loser gamer- " SYBAU "
Single twink dad - "I'm gonna wake up silver"
Sleeping Beauty - "...ndjxnd,njs"
Single twink dad - "He fell asleep while writing."
Narcissistic blonde - "Sleeping Beauty, that's a perfect name for him, I wonder what Yuu chose for me".
narcissistic blonde - "..."
Obsessive stalker - "hello my glorious, beautiful, perfect magnifique, incomparable , irrésistible, roi des poisons ! "
narcissistic blonde - "hi rook "
Obsessive stalker - "l love you "
Narcissistic blonde - "l know "
Dumb redhead - "the guy got rejected lol"
mommy issues redhead- "Don't act like you don't get rejected by Deuce every day too."
dumb redhead - "..."
depressed blogger - "Wow! Revelations!" #lovethetea
Insecure - "Hmm, that's interesting information, Jade, write that down. ".
Insecure - "..."
Stranger moray eel #1 - "ok Azul"
Stranger moray eel #1 - "oh...."
Insecure - "I'm going to kill Yuu."
Narcissistic blonde - "me too"
Not a king - "me too "
Sunshine's slave - "me too"
Blue loser gamer - "bro managed to get four overblotters wanting their head"
Shrimp - "Someone help me 💔"
Shrimp- " Ace? Deuce? "
Ex-delinquent - "Sorry "
dumb redhead - "...."
Shrimp - "Seriously, even after everything, after all the overblot we through together?"
Ex-delinquent - "Sorry "
Dumb redhead - "Sorry dude"
Shrimp- "Housewarden riddle pls 💔"
Shrimp- "please off their heads 💔"
Shrimp - "They want to kill me, me of all people, I'm your friend 💔".
Mommy issues redhead - "sorry kid "
Sunshine's slave - "Have you finished saying goodbye??"
Narcissistic blonde - "run, bitch"
Shrimp - "waaaaaa"
Dumb redhead - "rip yuu"
Depressed blogger - "rest in peace dear friend #restinpeaceyuu"
Depressed blogger - "Anyway, changing the subject, I found Trey and he's in the group too!!!!! #trey #yayyy"
Baker - "oi"
Single twink dad - "it seems that Yuu and Ortho made a group just with people who suffered and those who witnessed an overblown incident"
Y/N - "Someone help me"
Single twink dad - "What happened, Jack?"
Y/N - "Epel just set fire to a room"
Narcissistic Blonde - "HE DID WHAT?"
Buff Alpha CEO - "traitor"
Y/N - "Sorry"
Dumb redhead - "Okay, so now Vil has two people on his list to kill: Yuu and Epel, hehe."
Mommy issues redhead - "Stop messing around Ace, haven't you even done the chores I told you to do yet?"
Dumb redhead - "Housewarden pls 💔"
Depressed blogger - "Ace is in trouble #deserved"
Ex-delinquent - "I agree with Cater, deserved"
Dumb redhead - "What did I do to you guys???"
Sunshine - "So..."
Sunshine - "I was thinking..."
Sunshine - "what if..."
Y/N - "Just say it already"
Sunshine - "DO YOU GUYS WANT TO HAVE A PARTY??"
Sunshine's slave - "NOT AGAINNNN"
Mommy issues redhead - "I'll pass"
Narcissistic blonde - "me too"
Not a king - "me too"
Insecure - "that sounds like an amazing idea"
Stranger moray eel #1 - " l think that too"
Stranger moray eel #2- " jdhxkaieioalalLMx"
Stranger moray eel #1 - " he said that also want to Go "
Dumb redhead - "a party seems fun"
Poor broke guy - "Will there be free food? If so, I'll go."
Buff Alpha CEO - "Count on me"
Depressed blogger - "Unfortunately, I'm going to pass #sad"
Y/N - "A party doesn't hurt anyone"
Single twink dad - "a Kalim's one definitely does, btw I'm going "
Single twink dad - "If Silver had woken up, I would have made him go with me."
WAKA-SAMAAA- " IF YOU WANT I CAN WAKE HIM UP"
Single twink dad - "No please, let the boy rest."
Dumb redhead - "What time is the party going to be???"
Sunshine's slave - "THERE WILL BE NO PARTY"
Stranger moray eel #2 - "boring"
Mommy issues redhead - "first time this thing says something understandable"
Stranger moray eel #2 - " GOLDFISH!!!!"
Dumb redhead - "the only words the guy knows how to type are "boring" and "goldfish " lol"
Shrimp - "I'm still alive btw"
Sunshine - "hi yuu (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧"
Shrimp - "hi kalim"
*** Next day 6: 04 in the morning***
Sunshine - " good morning (人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+"
*** 15:54***
Poor broke guy - "Hey gays!"
Por broke guy - " **guys "
Poor broke guy - "I misspelled it, although it's not that wrong"
Y/N - "You're gay too."
Poor broke guy - "Shut up, cub."
Y/N - "You know that's the truth."
Horton - "gay. Like. In. Happy.?. I.am. HAPPY."
Poor broke guy - "wth?"
Blue loser gamer - "I tried..."
Single twink dad - "Well, at least he can write a sentence, even if in a strange way."
Buff Alpha CEO - "HEY GUYS!!!!!"
Y/N- " hi "
Dumb redhead - "Epel is too excited, I don't like that."
Narcissistic blond - "he's going on a date"
Dumb redhead - "WITH WHO?"
Dumb redhead - "Who's the brave one?"
Buff Alpha CEO - "your mother"
Narcissistic blonde - "EPEL, watch your tongue!"
Buff Alpha CEO - "Sorry, Vil"
Dumb redhead - "lol"
Dumb redhead - "But seriously, who is this???"
Y/N - "me"
Dumb redhead - "Oh, I always knew that."
Dumb redhead - "I always knew you guys were a bunch of gays, I knew it!"
Mommy issues redhead - "at least they're happy, unlike you who won't get anywhere with Deuce "
Dumb redhead - "Am I your favorite victim now?"
Depressed blogger - "Damn, Rids get an attitude #period "
Stranger moray eel #2 - "hehe"
Baker - "I made chocolate pie"
Mommy issues redhead - "ace is not getting a slice"
Dumb redhead - "WHY???"
Buff Alpha CEO - "deserved"
Depressed blogger - "#derserved"
Ex-delinquent - "deserved"
Stranger moray eel #2 - "derswyved"
Dumb redhead - "Who even invited you?"
Mommy issues redhead - "It's an group chat, everyone interacts together, no need to invite anyone"
Dumb redhead - "Why are you defending him?"
Mommy issues redhead - "I'm not defending anyone"
Ortho - "Do you prefer pink or blue, just wondering"
Dumb redhead - "out of nowhere, blue"
Ex-delinquent - "pink"
Dumb redhead - " 🤨🏳️🌈"
Ex-delinquent - "said the gay"
Dumb redhead - "I hate you"
Ex-delinquent - "no, you don't hate"
Dumb redhead - "fuck off"
Ex-delinquent - "hehe"
Insecure - "Jade, write this down."
Strange Moray eel #1 - "I'm writing"
Dumb redhead - "stop acting like Floyd and Riddle weren't having an affair too"
Insecure - "WHAT?!"
Strange Moray eel #2- " Hehe"
Mommy issues redhead - "Ace, you're SO dead now"
Dumb redhead - "Shit, Trey, help me!"
Baker - "Sorry, kid"
Poor broke guy - "Damn, I'm surrounded by sad gays, help lol"
Y/N - "You are gay too"
Not a king - "I can confirm"
Poor broke guy - "LEONA?"
Y/N - "I didn't need to know that"
Insecure - "Well, I needed to , Jade, write this down too."
Strange Moray eel #1 - "yes"
Poor broke guy - "I'm going to barbecue seafood."
Strange Moray eel #2 - " qe sty not srsfopd 💔 "
Strange Moray eel #1 - " he said "we are not seafood""
Dumb redhead - "How do you understand that?"
Strange Moray eel #1 - "I got used to it"
Dumb redhead - "damn"
** Creativity is dead.***