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"hey ghost peper my lovely beautiful awesome cool wife how ar you ont his fine day" dragomscale says
"hi dragnnsclae lets go hang out at the volcnao for no reaosn in particular" she replies
"my facourite reason yay"
they go to the volcano which is very hot and also made of rocks because it is a volcano
"wow this volcano is very hot and also made of rocks" dragsclanele exclaims
"that is because it is a volcano" ghost replies
"i jsut said that dipsht"
"go die"
"later"
suddnely the volcano erupts with the force of a can of air frenshener but multiplied by three quadrillion so this metaphor works
"oh em god its eruptimg" drgaolncne says using the emotion
"you dont believe in god" ghost points out
"i do now"
then drgangonsal starts coughign with the force of a can of
"oh no i think have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
gohst recoils and says "ahh scary"
"what wrong" drgnscl coughs out
"i have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia" ghost quivers
"oh no were doomed"
"its ok dnrngngslce i will overcome my fear... for you..." a resolute glint forming in ghosts eyes
"youre so sigma"
"how do u know that word"
"age regression"
"oh ok"
ghost runs off to find help
"nurse you gotta hepl my wife" ghost pleads
"whats the problem" painkiller inquires
"she/they has..,. pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" ghost forces out
"pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, i know just the cure" painkiller declares
"wait how am i at hoarder's pyre wtf" they realise before dying of terminal plot contrivance
ghost goes bacj to dragnonslca, not knowing whta to do
"its ok my pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis cured itself" she says
"thats supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" ghost replies
"youre supposed to have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia"
"oh right ahh scary"
"this was all a bunch of floccinaucinihilipilification" dragonscale sighs
"now youre just messing w me"
"yes i am"
then they kiss and their awesome lesbian powers bring painkiller back to life
"what am i alive again for what" painkiller questions
drgnascle shrugs
"umm can we make a polycule"
"i didnt know this was a romance fic"
"its not"
then painkiller dies of genre irrelevance