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Things Agnes Tachyon is no longer allowed to do

1. its better to ask for forgiveness rather than permission no longer applies to tachyon

   1. the reasons why is this list

2. No longer allowed to test random drugs by slipping it into the rice

   1. no matter how much better it tastes

   2. yes even if it fill oguri a lot faster its still banned

3. No longer allowed to request supplies "just cause i may need them"

   1. bribing air shakur to back log supply requests to get around the staff is banned

   2. bribing anyone to do the former is banned

4. No longer allowed to claim she is part of URA staff we don't need another blue grass incident

   1. not allowed to recreate the blue grass incident

   2. not allowed to make any grass incident

5. No more forever weed brownies

   1. no matter how well they sell

   2. especially not to give to other umamusume we are still cleaning after the last time

6. no longer able to give out random drugs at fan events for testing.

   1. no matter the consent

   2. yes this includes if you run an event with the explicit purpose of testing random drugs.

7. no longer able to claim that quote " its perfectly safe" to an actively gurgling flask

   1. even if it is safe its still a bad idea

8. no more ignition sources in the lab

   1. the former includes all burners and hot plates

9. can not claim to be the master of tea or tea brewing activities

   1. no grass wonder is not behind me why do you ask

10. cause horsefem outside the clinic

    1. she is not allowed to beg new horsefems for data

    2. yes the data is valuable to uma biology research no that doesn't change the rules

    3. messing with the contract does not count

11. no longer able to claim her newest horsefem is "the one and only" it stopped being funny the 7th time

12. no longer allowed to crown her newly made horsefem with the 'Agnes' crown name. The family (however disparate it may be) is starting to ask questions.

    1. Agnes Tachyon is no longer allowed to list her horsefems as her children for tax purposes

13. may not especially cause temporary horsefem via the Tracen water supply

    1. the former applies doubly during public events

    2. even if you get letters thanking you in the mail

    3. and no sending potions of horsefem in the mail, just have them come to the clinic

14. create new forms to trick the budget office

    1. even if said form is later used by said office

15. claim Tazuan is an umamusume

    1. claim the director of Tracen in an umamusume

    2. Clam anyone is an uma even with proof

16. claim any two random umamusume are related

17. meet Marvelous Sunday

    1. if this is about to happen staff and students are allowed to knock Tachyon out

    2. if she does not fall asleep gold ship is to be summoned with the sack

18. meet stay gold, we all know why

    1. last time they got close several students and staff filed reports of dread

19. cause chaos by claiming to meet an male version of them selves through a portal

    1. not allowed to contribute to a portal

    2. not allowed to use a portal

20. not allowed to cook, she knows exactly why

21. not allowed to visit regional schools after the clay incident

22. not allowed to give out guinea pig scholarships"

    1. not allowed to give out scholarships period

23. not allowed to converse with another student in her lab without Manhattan Cafe's supervision

    1. Claiming cafe is present in spirit does not count

24. tachyon is not permitted to ask volunteers if they are registered runner for legal reasons

    1. if she has to ask ,the answer is shes banned from doing it

25. no longer allowed to bolt down the breaker to the lab

    1. even if we ignore the fire risk the blackout during finals was not appreciated by staff

26. not allowed to knock out walls

    1. yes the building is mostly empty

    2. that still is not permission to demo a wall

    3. even if you needed more space

27. claim to have a medical license

    1. nor is she allowed to claim she lost it after stealing a mans whole skeleton

28. allowed to claim shes a teacher of biology

    1. she has been considered but rejected do too the list

    2. she knows she was rejected and thus cannot claim ignorance

29. say her drug does not violate any international races drug policy

    1. claiming to comply with regulations is also banned

30. Agnes Tachyon is no longer allowed inside the chemistry lab without being under constant supervision by a trusted member of faculty.

    1. She is also not allowed to request other students to steal chemicals for her.

31. Any package Agnes Tachyon orders or carry's onto Tracen grounds must be gone over by a member of staff

32. Any requests for additions to the approved suppliers made by Agnes Tachyon must first go through the student council before being sent to finance/procurement

    1. forming her own student council does not count for the above rule

33. Agnes Tachyon cannot create, head, or otherwise being involved in the running of any form of official Tracen club, group, activity, or similar.

34. use any official Tracen or URA website to advertise her 'services'

    1. this also bans starting her own website using Tracen or URA servers as hosting platforms

35. publish any scientific paper without prior approval

    1. any paper with any method Agnes Digital's Uma03 account is not a valid publisher

36. able to use VR as a testing ground for new research

    1. no cracking a transumas egg is not a valid reason either, there are safer methods

37. use any laboratory supplies to change the weather on a race day in order to skew results

    1. use any supplies on any day to change the weather for race reasons

    2. no changing the weather period

    3. not even if the meteorologist asks nicely and pays

38. sell any drug she has created without full testing and government approval

    1. this also prohibits private sales and any use of a legal loophole

39. she may not edit this list for any reason

    1. may not use an edited version of this list a permission slip

    2. use it as a checklist for what to do next

40. remove the poster of this list from outside her lab and in the Tracen lobby

    1. this also counts covering up the list with anything outside a clear and transparent cover

    2. making the cover light sensitive so it goes black is still counted as covering it