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*Boone drops armor *
"Boone? Stop that "
"I won't wear it"
"Y-you don't HAVE to wear it, just carry it "
"I won't wear it, it's legion"
"I just said--"
" won't touch it"
"I can't carry it all, you gotta carry these. there's good caps for them"
"I refuse"
"Boone"
*Boone turns around, back towards me*
"H-hey!"
*taps Boone on shoulder, he turns around. I lift the armor*
"Please?"
*Boone swiftly turn around making a 'hmph! Sound*
"You're a fucking child"
*repairs and maintain most of legion armor*
"Can you carry this at least? "
*Boone turns around*
"No"
"What, why not?"
"Legion"
"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE MAN! IT'S A HELMET ITS--IT'S NOT EVEN A FULLY LEGION-- HONESTLY BOONE--!"
"I refuse"
"... I fucking hate you"
"...I can carry that"
"What my--"
*holds out ripper*
"Weapon i use the most in melee? "
"Yes."
"No... ugh, ED-E? "
"Beep bloop ?"
"Carry this for me"
"Bleepbloppy!"
*87/260*
"Thank you, see Boone if you had just-- Boone?"
The end.