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Okaaayyy where do i start? Ehh i’ll get the simple stuff outta the way. Okay part 1 AGES AND RELATIONSHIPS OF CRYPTONLOIDS
Hatsune miku: 23 years old.
Kagamine twins: 22 years old
MEGURINE LUKA: LUKAAAAAA ahem…30 years old
Hatsune kaito: (yes that is his name, will talk about that later) 31 years old
Meiko: 30 years old
Okay!!!! Time talk about the JUICY stuff!!! The dynamics between the cryptonloids! Lets address the elephant in the room. Yes kaito and miku are siblings in my hc. Kaito and miku kinda lived in a household where they lived with their slowly dying grampa (the daisybell computer i forgot his name) and so kaito is kinda like a father figure to miku since he had to mostly take care of her. He’s extremely doting on her and is kinda over protective, miku finds this very annoying. Also kaito nicknames her “mimi” and miku hates it but also loves it.
The kagamine twins are your average sibling love/hate relationship. Fight a lot but still love each other but i headcanon that rin is the more chaotic loud one while len is a bit more shy. They love playing pranks on other people tho. They are absolute menaces to society and i love them.
Luka is kinda like a mother figure to miku, rin, and len. She is definitely the most mature one of the group. She is also dating kaito! She and kaito are like the sweetest couple to exist. They met when kaito needed someone to help tutor miku for her english exam and he found luka and hired her for tutoring and they kinda just hit it off. Kaito awkwardly asked if she wanted to get coffee together and luka giggled and said yes.
Rin, len, and miku were childhood friends who hang out a bunch. Rin is more closer to miku tho and they often go out for boba and shit. Len kinda just tags along on their hangouts sometimes. Sometimes during rin and mikus hangouts they’ll go to the skate park and rin shows off her roller skating moves while miku cheers her on.
Meiko, luka, and kaito are very close friends. Kaito
And meiko met when kaito went to the bar meiko worked at (kaito doesn’t drink he just liked the chill vibes the bar had) and they quickly became friends. Meiko and luka met cause kaito introduced them together and they also became friends! Meiko is like that cool older sister who gives either amazing or questionable advice. No in between. And kaito and luka are the mother and fatherly figures of the group. But all three of them are the most mature and closest of the group.
Rin and len see meiko as this very cool person. She is overall just a blast for them to hang out around and the love her. They often go to the bar she works at, have a bunch of banter and meiko even gives them some discounts on the drinks for them. Then rin and len get really drunk and len cries and rin starts getting all giggly.
Alright these are all the main relationships of the cryptonloids! Now i wanna the j*bs they have!
Miku works at the local convenience store with teto.
Kaito works as an accountant. He doesn’t enjoy it buy whatever pays those bills.
Luka is an elementary school teacher. She enjoys working with kids and one of her students is kaai yuki.
Rin is unemployed and mooches off her brother and miku
Len works at the local mcdonalds. Its really not fun but he gets free fries so its worth it.
Meiko as said before works at the bar. She really enjoys the calm vibe the bar gives and its kinda calming to her.