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So we all know about the new ray, right? Ya know the Fish?
We all love them right? We like to bite people as them.. RIGHT????
Uhhhh
Ya. Ima just go ahead and start the fic…
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A Jammer sat on the curb in front of the gift shop. In their paws they held a Mint Sprinklekit plush. However, this was one of the rare ones, the ones that had a voice box in them. The Jammer kept on pressing the plush, making it cycle through several voice lines before a mysterious figure appeared in front of them. The Jammer looked up at it. The figure seemed to be fish-like, their mouth agape and various colorful patterns scattered across their body accompanied with a pair of huge eyes. The Jammer couldn’t help but to giggle at this fish creature. “What kinda fish are you?” They didn’t get a response. The fish only blinked at them. “Ehh.. Don’t really talk too much, ay?” Silence grew louder between them. The Jammer could only give the fish a weak smile, not really knowing how to move the conversation forward. Awkward… As if the fish could read their mind, they looked down at the Jammer’s Mint Sprinklekit plush. The Jammer noticed and was quick to speak up. “Oh! Uh.. You want it?” They offered the plush to the fish. The fish stared at it for a few seconds before reaching down and taking it. They examined the plush more thoroughly. They pressed it and watched the plush play one of it’s voice lines. “Ouhh, Yes! I am just going to stand here and do absolutely NOTHING for my team!” While both rays were distracted another fish appeared behind the Jammer. Then another appeared alongside them. Then another. Then 2 more. Then 3. A whole crowd of fish appeared behind the Jammer. It wasn’t long until they noticed. “What in the world..? Why are there so many of ya’ll?” None of the fish responded. The Jammer started to become uncomfortable. “Okay this is weird.” As if on cue, all of the fish pounced onto the Jammer biting and slapping them. The fish with Mint Sprinklekit plush ran away from the scene.
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Da end
(Don’t worry the Jammer ran away and lived. The fishies weren’t strong enough to bite them to death instantly.)