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Summary:

Because Lelouch was born to be a tired forum moderator

Chapter 1: DAY 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-DAY 1-

THREAD: FORUM MAINTENANCE


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[POST REMOVED] blunt_baronness set forum to public

[POST REMOVED] chronorolo (MOD): was that intentional

[POST REMOVED] blunt_baronness (MOD): uh.

[POST REMOVED] chronorolo (MOD): ...I'll put it back.

...

[POST REMOVED] chronorolo (MOD): bad news

[POST REMOVED] chronorolo (MOD): it won't go back

[POST REMOVED] blunt_baronness (MOD): ???

[POST REMOVED] chronorolo (MOD): once you turn on public it doesn't go off

[POST REMOVED] chronorolo (MOD): it's like publishing the forum

[POST REMOVED] blunt_baronness (MOD): Thats ridiculous

[POST REMOVED] chronorolo (MOD): if we purge it now and switch to another service or make a new forum we might beat the webcrawlers

[POST REMOVED] blunt_baronness (MOD): The what

[POST REMOVED] chronorolo (MOD): bots that scrape websites

[POST REMOVED] chronorolo (MOD): because I can't delete it I checked but I can purge threads

[POST REMOVED] blunt_baronness (MOD): Why the hell did we ever use this shit

[POST REMOVED] chronorolo (MOD): language

[POST REMOVED] chronorolo (MOD): this is the approved framework for in-organization correspondence

blunt_baronness (MOD): Whoever approved it never had to use it

blunt_baronness (MOD): Why a forum anyway. Its unprofessional

chronorolo (MOD): people like forums

blunt_baronness (MOD): People dont use forums anymore

[POST REMOVED] blunt_baronness (MOD): And the only ones who use THIS forum are you and Sayoko

chronorolo (MOD): okay made the new one

blunt_baronness (MOD): Can I please just text you

chronorolo (MOD): that isn’t approved!

[POST REMOVED] blunt_baronness (MOD): NOTHING we do is approved Rolo. We’re traitors to our country

millypede: Hiiiiiii ;-)

blunt_baronness (MOD): What the hell

millypede: Aw. The joke was supposed to be that I’m a “web crawler”

millypede: You know, like a bug?

chronorolo (MOD): how did you even

millypede: But that was a while ago and this thing doesn’t have a quote feature. It doesn’t even use BBCode. What kind of forum

millypede: Oh hi Rolo :-D

chronorolo (MOD): milly how are you here

millypede: The academy’s been getting billed for hosting something but whatever it was it was private until now

millypede: Figured it was club shenanigans

millypede: Didn’t think for a second that it would be you two squares

millypede: I know it’s you coach

blunt_baronness (MOD): Can we ban her

chronorolo (MOD): she’ll just switch to bothering us in person

millypede: You bet!

millypede: So what’s this about being traitors?

millypede: If you’re doing rebel stuff I want in

chronorolo (MOD): I told him he said it’s not enough of a breach to warrant him using it

blunt_baronness (MOD): And where was this abstinence in Shinjuku?

blunt_baronness (MOD): The other threads are purged anyway. I dont care anymore. You two have fun

millypede: You got it, coach!

chronorolo (MOD): it won’t let me leave the forum

blueriderR: hey guys

chronorolo (MOD): oh my god.

millypede: Hi Rivalz ;-D

blueriderR: heya prez !!! :D

millypede: Watching Shirley change her profile pic like twenty times

fenettefox: :(

millypede: I LIKE YOUR USERNAME GIRL IT’S SO CUTE

fenettefox: :)

chronorolo (MOD):

millypede: You forgot to type something

[POST REMOVED] blueriderR: hang on getting Lelouch on here

chronorolo (MOD): oh my god

xXdevilsgambitXx: Rolo.

chronorolo (MOD): big brother

xXdevilsgambitXx: What are you doing.

chronorolo (MOD): struggling

xXdevilsgambitXx: I can see that.

mi_nya45: haiiii

xXdevilsgambitXx: Alright, who invited Miya.

mi_nya45: im in computer lab an someone forgot 2 signout

blueriderR: oops

mi_nya45: sending this 2 my friends

xXdevilsgambitXx (MOD): Are you sure you can't delete this place.

xXdevilsgambitXx (MOD): Why am I a mod.

chronorolo (MOD): I triple checked

chronorolo (MOD): sorry.

xXdevilsgambitXx (MOD): Is the sorry because you made me a moderator.

chronorolo (MOD): yes

xXdevilsgambitXx (MOD): I don't have time for this.

Notes:

You ever use an infrastructure for school or your job or something that is so fucking busted that it would be infinitely more convenient to use literally anything else even if it would pose a security risk. Yeah. That's what this is.

Also I OC-ified Miya she's a Nosaka Miho expy now don't worry about it.