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It is pride month. Obama and Dave are sitting on in a cozy little bird nest, chatting it up whist waiting for their mama to come back and feed them some sweet sweet nummies.
DAVE:
OBAMA:
DAVE:
OBAMA:
DAVE:
DAVE: we are birds
OBAMA: Let me be queer.
DAVE: obama
DAVE: i love you man
DAVE: you can be so homosexual its not even funny
OBAMA: Thank you, Dave Strider from Homestuck.
DAVE: what is a home
DAVE: i am simply a small birdie
DAVE: i only know nest
DAVE: and mama
Suddenly, a shiny glittery beautiful birdie woman flutters down to the nest. She's pretty and pink and somehow is wearing lipstick. This is how you know she is a woman bird.
MOMMA: what up im th momma birdei
DAVE: tweet tweet
MOMMA: i got sme sweet nummis for you guysss!!!
OBAMA: Thank you, Mother Bird from Homestuck.
MOMMA: awee of corse omaba!!!!!!
OBAMA: Let me drink beer.
MOMMA: hmmmmmmmmm ok
NIGHTMARE: Roxy Lalonde. You are acting like a terrible mother bird. Small chicks should only be having protein, good fats, and moisture, and yet you are offering your nestling an alcoholic beverage? What kind of a parental guide are you, to offer an underage bird such a vicious and vile ingredient in the tormentious lives of many out there. I really thought you were better than that, but alas. We are all constantly wrong about things, and should look towards growing as people and birds no matter our differences.
KANKRI: Well said, Nightmare fr9m Five Nights At Freddy's F9ur.
MOMMA: dance braek!!!!!!!