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"Hey, Deidara!" Naruto yelled. Deidara quickly turned to face Naruto, who ran to him, Sasuke following swiftly behind.
"Uh, hey Naruto.. and Sasuke," Deidara greeted them calmly. Sasuke waved at him.
"Me and Sasuke were thinking of going to the bathhouse. We saw you and decided to invite you!" Naruto explained cheerly.
"His idea," Sasuke pointed at Naruto casually.
B-bathhouse?
Naruto interrupted his thought before he could continue it.
"You okay? You look startled?" Naruko asked frowning a little.
"I uh.. I'm not.."
"Hm?" Sasuke raised his eyebrow.
"I'm not coming to the bathhouse!" Deidara snapped and stepped back quickly.
Naruto and Sasuke quietly looked at eachother, sharing a confused glanzes.
"Hey man.. You good?" Naruto asked worriedly.
"N-no.. I- I cant remember the last time I've heard the word b-ba.. Bat.." Deidara stuttered
"Bath?" Naruto asked. Deidara took a step back again.
"What? Are you scared of washibg yourself?" Sasuke asked sarcasticly. Deidara quickly nodded. He was now visibly shaking.
"What," Naruto deadpanned.
"I-It's not my fault that I havent showered since I became a genin!" Deidara quickly defended himself.
"What." Sasuke took a step back, he took a hold of Narutos hand and which made him step back too.
"Sasuke.." Naruto glared. "It's just a stubid joke,"
"I-it's not.." Deidara whispered.
Sasuke, for the first time Deidara had seen, had a visible reaction to anything he had said.
Sasuke had an undescribable expression.
"Uh.. You guys.. Are not going to hate me.. after this.. Right?" Deidara asked slowly.
Sasuke tried to pull Naruto away from Deidara but Naruto just pulled his hand away from Sasukes hold.
"N-Naruto! Get away from him!" Sasuke yelled. Deidara flinched but Sasuke didn't seem to pay attention to him anymore.
"Calm down Sasuke!" Naruto tried to calm Sasuke down.
"Don't tell me to calm down! Naruto, he has not showered in 7 years!" Sasuke yelled.
"Ten, actually," Deidara muttered.
"WHAT?" Sasuke looked like he was about to pass out. He put his hand on Narutos soulder to steady himself.
Naruto put his hand on top of Sasukes hand and quickly glanzed at him worriedly.
"G-Guys! It's not that bad! You have to belive me! It's a method!" Deidara lifts his hands up in surrender.
Naruto briefly glanzes at Deidaras hand mouths. His face quickly scrunching in displeasure. Naruto gathers himself quickly.
"It's NOT a method Deidara." Sasuke growls.
Naruto turns to Sasuke. "Calm down dude,"
Sasuke takes a few deep breathes and looks at Deidara finally.
"How do you not stink Deidara?" Sasuke asks, taking a step closer to him.
"Simple, I got a really good deodorant! It's this one brand-"
"Deodorant? More like Deidarant," Naruto snickers.
At that point something inside Sasuke snaps, Deidara can see it in his eyes. Before Deidara can even blink Sasuke slaps the shit out of Naruto.
Naruto falls to the ground, unconscious.