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Hey Dek- I mean Izuku.”
“Kacchan! I told you; you don’t have to call me Izuku if it’s hard for you” said Izuku smiling way too much for Katsuki’s liking.
“Yeah whatever, you ready to jead to the mall”
“mhm”
“C’mon let’s just go already” he says with a scoff, starting to walk with Izuku. All Katsuki could think about is how Izuku was humming some song he probably heard Mina playing, the way his eyes looked watery even though he wasn't crying, and his freckles….
Katsuki was so focused on Izuku he didn’t notice that they were already at the mall.
“Kacchan? Are you alright”
“Huh” The sound of his nickname snapped him out of his daze
“We’re here”
“Kacchan are you sure I need all of this” Izuku asked in his usual ‘asking stupid questions’ way.
“Yes, I told you this a hundred fucking times Izuku take care of yourself, and stop using those all-in-one bathing products “
“Sorry”
“Ugh, don’t apologize”
“Sorry”
“Shut up”
“OK”
One of the few things that Katsuki hates about Izuku was the fact that he never took care of himself. He only thinks about other people, it’s annoying.
“Kacchan, do you want to umm...”
“Spit it out nerd”
“Do you want to get something to eat before we head back to the dorms?”
Katsuki would never admit this, but he really wanted to go with Izuku, but his idiot friends wanted to have an intervention with Denki about his feelings about a certain sleep-deprived purple-haired boy.
“I can’t, I have a thing with Kiri” he wasn’t allowed to disclose the terms of the intervention to anyone “even Deku” Kirishima told him specifically for some reason.
Katsuki didn’t notice the hurt expression that crossed Izuku’s face.
“Oh OK, I guess I’ll see you later”
“Yeah, I’ll see you later”
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Katsuki was specifically told that DENKI was the one to have the intervention so therefore he would be the last person to arrive at Kirishima’s dorm, so imagine his surprise when he saw that Denki along with Mina and Jiro (which wasn’t a surprise, but he thought it would be more of a guy thing) were already there.
“What the hell is this Shitty Hair, I thought this was an Intervention for Dunce face.”
“Huh, what would I need an Intervention for-”
“Oh, there's something but were focusing on boom-boom boy right now,” said Mina.
“The hell are you talking about Racoon eyes.”
“You’re not going to question her calling you “boom-boom boy” Sero quipped.
“That would raise my heart rate and Izuku would run at Mach ten to check on me.”
“Wait, how would Midoriya know if your heart rate increased” asked Denki.
“After the war he insisted that I should get a heart monitor, and he downloaded the app on his phone.”
Everyone in the room gave Katsuki a “thats gay as hell” look.
“That’s what we want to talk to you about man,” said Kirishima.
“What the heart monitor?”
“No, your relationship with Midobro”
“What the fuck are you talking about”
“This is going to be such a pain” said Jiro who looked like she was seconds away from killing herself.
“Listen man, ever since I’ve known you you’ve been obsessed with Midobro”.
“I fucking wasn’t”
“How are you one of the smartest kids in our class” said Sero
“No, he isn't, my girlfriend is a thousand times smarter than that emotionally constipated bomb” Jiro snapped
“Didn't say she wasn’t, Momo is definitely smarter than him”
“Damn right”
“Shut it you two this is about Bakugo,” said Mina
“I still have no idea what you morons are talking about”
“Your totally gay for Midoriya bro,” said Denki
“THE HELL, I’M NOT GAY FOR DEKU”
“Yeah, you’re like gay in general” replied Mina.
“Notice how he got defensive,” said Jiro
“Shut the hell up”
“Bakubro remember when you were still on pain meds and came to my dorm to yap about Midobro”
“No”
“Well, it happened, and it was the gayest thing I’ve heard in my entire life “
“What would I even like about Deku, everything about him annoys me, like how he uses One for All to hop like a bunny to move around, or his watery eyes, or his dirty green hair, or his soft chubby face, or his freckles, or….” Katsuki trails off lost in thought so much so he didn’t realize the red growing across his cheeks.
“Kiri you broke him!” yelled Mina
“No, Deku broke him with his cuteness”
Katsuki was snapped out of his trance by a message from Izuku
Zuku: Kacchan! Are you OK I got a notification from your heart monitor, I’ll be there in 5 mins.
Fuck
“Look what you idiots have done, Deku will be here in less than 5 minutes”
“Great, hopefully he can kiss you and get this shit over with”
“JIRO IF YOU SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN; I WILL BLAST YOURE LESBIAN ASS ALL THE WAY TO HELL”
“Notice how he is blushing” Mina whispered to Jiro.
Hardly three minutes later Deku practically blasted through Kirishima’s door “KACCHAN! I’m here are you OK”.
“Yeah nerd, I’m perfectly fine”
“Are you sure your face is red” everyone in the room except Izuku and Katsuki laughed.
“Yes, you're just imagining things, I’m heading back to my dorm”
“OK, goodnight Kacchan”
“Night Deku”