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"Rui! My beloved Rui! I love you so much!"
Tsukasa went into the kitchen, looking for his boyfriend. His eyes landed on the fruit bowl. "RUI!?!?!?!!"
There was a pear. And on the pear was Rui's face. And it could speak. "I'm a little pear that was born to be quite sweet-"
Tsukasa dropped to his knees. "MY BOYFRIEND IS A PEAR! WHATEVER WILL I DO?! I MUST HOST A FUNERAL!"
"I think the lack of brain inside me makes me very neat!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Tsukasa grabbed the Rui pear in his hands, crying. "I MISS YOU ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
The next day, Tsukasa hosted a funeral for Rui.
Emu didn't notice this was a funeral. So she ate the Rui pear. "Yummy!"
"EMU! THAT WAS MY BOYFRIEND! RUI WAS TURNED INTO A PEAR!"
"Oh. Well, I guess I put the fun in funeral! Wonderhoy!"
"NO WONDERHOY!"
"Happy birthday, Tsukasa!"
"What."
The funeral turned into a birthday party. "Happy birthday to yooooooou!"
"BUT WHAT ABOUT RUI?!?!?!"
"Let's talk about me instead! I'm Emu Otori! Emu is meaning smile! Wonderhoy!"
"I MISS RUI!!!!"
Emu smiled. "Who needs Rui when you can watch yuri?"
Nene appeared out of nowhere, and her and Emu started to kiss.
"I DONT WANT YURI I WANT ME AND RUI YAOI!"
Emu was too busy being lesbian to notice Tsukasa's screams of anguish. "BRING RUI BACK! YOU ATE HIM!"
Rui's voice appeared out of no where. "Tsukasa..."
"I CAN STILL HEAR HIS VOICE!"
"Tsukasa!"
"I'M HAVING AUDITORY HALLUCINATIONS!"
"Wake up!"
Tsukasa's eyes shot open. It was but a dream...
Rui was above him, looking concerned. "You were screaming about me being eaten in your sleep."
"EMU ATE YOU! YOU TURNED INTO A PEAR!"
Rui sighed. "Tsukasa?"
"Yeah?"
"I don't even know anymore. What part of your consciousness decided it wanted to make that?"
Tsukasa shrugged. "I have no idea. Please don't turn into a pear."
"I won't."
And then, Rui turned into a pear.