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Stands just wanna have fun

Summary:

Every night, Killer Queen meets up with another stand

Notes:

That one artwork by araki has me thinking thoughts and one of those thoughts are good.

Also this fic makes no sense both timeline and time wise, the time difference is most defimatly not right i can garentee you that and i guess dio and the agents of dio just aren't dead?

Also also is it weird i ship the world x killer queen but dislike dio x kira? (no hate to dio x kira shippers just not my cup of tea)

Also also also i noticed that most if not all stands use it/its pronouns (probs not intentional but really based Araki) and i'd never written characters with it/its so that was fun. Happy pride btw!

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At night, Killer Queen mostly sat in the corner of its user’s new room, watching him lay in bed with his fake wife until he woke up, then it would begin following him around again. But lately, there had been a new arrangement. At exactly 2:00 am, Killer Queen would sneak out of its user’s room silently to meet up with a certain someone.

A stand just like itself, Killer Queen wasn’t quite sure who its user was, were they weak or strong? Did they live in Morioh or not? None of it matter to it, all Killer Queen really cared about was its fellow stand. As it skulked down the streets, it stopped upon seeing a figure walking down the street opposite it.

The figure was the stand it had been meeting up with. A tall and very well muscled figure, it didn’t resemble any kind of animal like Killer Queen did, instead it were a silver figure with golden yellow coloured armour covering its body except for some green accessories such as a green heart on its chin. Killer Queen crossed the road to get closer to it.

As it moved towards the other, it was careful to not up its hands on the other. Not out of any kind of lack of intimacy but instead for a desire not to see the other explode upon anything else touching it.

The World sat down on the sidewalk, leaning against a flowerbed in someone’s front yard. It patted its lap, signalling the other to come closer, and it did.

Killer Queen crawled over its lap as any normal cat would do. It was a bit difficult with Killer Queen being a large humanoid shape, struggling to comfortably onto The World’s lap.

As it lay there, The World began slowly petting it, rubbing its hand from its hip up to the tip of the pointed ear atop its head. It wasn’t the most comfortable, The World’s hands were not soft, they were heavy and cold, make for delivering devastatingly fatal punches. It was odd to find comfort in such hands but then again, everything about their relationship was odd.

Killer Queen purred slightly as it was petted, the other stand never made any noise, not that Killer Queen ever heard anyways. That was when it got a solid tap on the back from the other stand.

Killer Queen sat up, staring The World directly in its eyes. Killer Queen’s haunting glowing red eyes shone through the darkness with a completely unreadable expression, cold and calculating as The World looked at it with their sharp downturned eyes always seeming to be looking down at anyone and everyone with disgust and malice no matter what its actual emotions were.

Not a single word is exchanged between the two of them but they both understand the intent. Whoever The World’s user was awoke once the sun had gone down and due to the time difference, that should be any second now. So Killer Queen scurried back home to its user, curling up onto the foot of his bed much to his annoyance.

Meanwhile, The World used its time skip ability and super speed to hurry back to Cairo as quickly as possible, settling back in as if nothing had happened.


DIO awoke from his sleep, now that the sun had fully set it was safe for him to come out of his chambers, but tonight when he had awakened, he found that his bright marigold trousers were now covered completely in short pink cat hair.

He was completely taken aback and confused. He gathered up ever single member of the Agents of DIO to ask if they had any kind of cat or had seen any kind of beast that could have caused this but with all of his intense interviewing and threats, no one seemed to have a clue. I suppose it would just remain an unsolved mystery.