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Isaias: Man, I hope I can find my brother here.
[Within his sighs, A computer starts screaming]
???: PLEASE HELP ME! I AM A SAD HELPLESS CRYBABY!!!
Isaias: What is that sound? And why does it sound like me?
[Isaias walks into the room to see a stupid ass computer crying]
???: HEY YOU!
Isaias: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!
???: MAY NAME IS P.AI.NTER! IT’S PRONOUNCED WITH AN AYE-EYE.
Isaias: You’re an AI artist? Ew! Clank-
[Painter coughs really loudly to interrupt him]
Painter: ANYWAYS, I NEED TO BE RESCUED!!! I’M BEING USED FOR CRYPTOCURRENCY, AND I DON’T WANNA BE USED FOR CRYPTOCURRENCY!!!
Isaias: Okay…
[Isaias picks up that stupid computer]
Painter: YIPPEE!!!
[Painter then gets dropped on purpo- I mean accident]
Painter: OW!!! WHAT THE HECK MAN!!!
Isaias: Sorry! My fingers slippers!
Painter: IT’S FINE! JUST DON’T DO IT AGAIN!!
Isaias: I won’t
[Isaias drops that computer again]
Painter: OW!!!
Isaias: I lied!
Painter: CAN WE AT LEAST GET OUT OF THIS ROOM PLEASE!!!
Isaias: Fine…
[After they got out of the room, there was a continuous cycle of Isaias dropping Painter onto the floor. With Painter crying like a pathetic baby]
Painter: AHHHHH!!!! PLEASE STOP!!!
Isaias: No!
Painter: YOU KNOW WHAT… I ACTUALLY KIND OF DESERVE THIS… GO ON HUMAN ME…
Isaias: It’s Isaias…
Painter: FINISH ME OFF…
Isaias: With pleasure! And an RKO my brother taught me!
Painter: What’s an rk-
[Isaias throws Painter in the air before slamming him and himself on the ground, crushing painter’s screen into a million pieces.]
Isaias: Phew, now my brother won’t confuse me with that thing…
Isaias found his brother and then they both escaped and lived happily ever after