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Wemmbu was just casually enjoying his only class without that annoying Flamefrags in it. He was talking to Egg about something irrelevant when he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket. A message from the groupchat with his so called 'friends'...
Princezam
> GANG MY HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL ON FRIDAY, SLEEPOVER FRI-SUN!!
Pangi
> I'm in!
Princezam
> yes my pookie wookie teddy bear
Spoke
> C0UNT M3 1N!!11!
TheoBald
> im pullin up @Parrot ur commin with
Parrot
> No way. I have to study biology over the weekend. I don't have time for this bro.
Wemmbu stared at his phone. The gang hadn't hung out in a while and he didn't mind getting drunk again after so long. He typed out his answer in the chat.
Wemmbu
> count me in
Eggchan
> I'm comming too then
OH MY GOD. Wemmbu stared at his screen with something similar to actual rage. Of course Flame is typing. Ugh, he can't have anything to himself. He knew 99% of this party would just consist of everyone shipping him and Flame at the smallest glance. He rubbed his temples and groaned to himself.
Flame
> helll yeahh im in bro
> lomedy im dragging you there idec bro
Lomedy
> Please no Flame
> I'm going to get grounded for 3 years
Flame
> Too bad too sad
Spoke
> H4H4, 4NY1 3LZ3 N0T1Z3 H0W H3 0NLY Z41D Y3Z 4FT3R W3MMBU Z41D Y3Z??? 00000!!1
(translation: haha, anyone else notice how he only said yes after wemmbu said yes? ooooo!!!)
Wemmbu
> that doesnt mean anything bro ur so fucking annoying
Princezam
> i bet theyre already planning when to make out in the bathroom in private dms ;3
Flame
> DAWG STOP BRO UR SO ANNOYINGGGG
TheoBald
> Is bro a tsundere?
Pangi
> I'm not a dere, tsun tsun dere!~
Wemmbu
> nvm count me out
He saw both Spoke and Zam typing. He quickly put his phone on dnd and focused on the lession before either of their messages got sent.
"Bro, you have to come. Don't let their jokes get to your head. If you don't come you're gonna miss out on all the inside jokes bro. Like just imagine that." Right. Eggchan was sitting right next to him. Even though he'd rather not speak about this sleepover ever again, Eggchan did have a point. He pulled out his phone again, obviously ignoring the 5 messages sent from the others about Wemmbu and Flame kissing or something like that.
Wemmbu
> is there gonna be alcohol
Princezam
> ofcourse there is, ITS A ZAM PARTY BABES!! xD
Wemmbu
> count me right back in
Flame
> ofc ud ask that lil bro
Wemmbu
> yo sybau if smbdy told me ud never had a drop of alcohol in ur life id belive them bro ive lit never seen u drunk ever
Flame
> geez mb that im not tryna get drunk and embarrass myself infront of everyone
Spoke
> M4Y63 Y0U M34N... 3M64RR4ZZ Y0URZ3LF 6Y C0NF3ZZ1NG T0 W3MM6U!!~~
(maybe you mean... embarrass yourself by confessing to wemmbu!!~)
Princezam
> yk what they say. a drunk mans actions is a sober mans thoughts. or sumthin like that
Pangi
> Wow you're so right Zammy🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺🥰💛💛💛💛❤️❤️💛❤️💛❤️
Flame
> BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHHH SHUT UPPPPP OH MY GOD YALL ARE JS MAKIN SHIT UP ATP
Wemmbu
> wow i can agree with flame for once
Pangi
> Of course you do ;)
Wemmbu was just about to write a reply when the bell rang.
"Yo Wemmbu I'm gonna head home and get some stuff then I'll can come pick you up if you'd like" Eggchan asked him, pulling together the books and pencils on his desk.
"Yeah yeah sure whatever thanks" Wemmbu absent-mindedly replied, already thinking about how fun this was going to be.
17:35
Wemmbu was picking out his clothes. He was deciding if he wanted to dress more femme or more masc today, but ultimately settling for femme.
A short, purple glittery dress and a black cardigan over it. After polishing his crown and horns and putting on some eyeliner he looked in the mirror proudly.
hey there beautiful, hehe.
Cringe? Yes. But whatever. He packed some necessities in his purse and picked out some change, pjs and comfy clothes. He called Eggchan to ask him if he was on his way.
"Yooo Egg! I'm all done. What about you? Are you on your way bro?" He asked into the microphone.
"Bro I'm literally pulling up on your curb right now holy timing bruh"
He hung up and walked towards Eggchan. He was just wearing a classic suit with a pink tie.
"Wow, you're truly dressed up for this event. You look like your going to a business meeting and not a party."
"I would get you back, but I must admit you look stunning."
Wemmbu giggled and hopped into the passenger seat. As they were on their way, Wemmbu was thinking about how he was forever greatful Egg was the only person ever to not constantly be shipping him with Flame.