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"Aww! Now I totally wanna do a guy!" "SHH!" "don't say that so loud! ha,ha!" your eye twitched, you knew perfectly well what your friends conversation would lead to. Since spending all of high school with them they only cared about talking about one thing…
"Hey, hey! I remember this one time when this guy asked me in front of everyone if we could go to a love hotel!" Karako bursted out laughing from remembering. "I thought it took balls for him to do that, but he couldn't even look at me when he said it!" "Whaat? I'd hate if someone said that in front of everyone!" Todoko hid her (obviously)faked shocked expression. "Fu,fu! I remember one time when a guy just asked Todoko for a date in the office and she had this really ugly face looking at us!" Choroko smirked behind her hands. "BECAUSE YOU GUYS!!" Todoko lowered her voice and tried to calm down
"You were all laughing from across the room! Why can't you guys ever mind your own DAMN BUSINESS??" "Oh, theres that ugly expression again!" Choroko teased again. "Girls! Calm down!" Osoko didn't want water and paper cups to be thrown again, moreso because they already got in trouble again and less of wanting to stop making fun of the youngest sister. "Besides Todoko, you know we aren't supposed to flirt or date with other employees!You can get all your nasty, old men sugar daddies anywhere else!" Osoko shared a similar sly grin under her usual big-sister consoling voice. You looked to Todoko for her expression, Osoko really did it this time! "ewww~how gross!" Jyushiko pretended like she never said or did anything nasty in her life. "Don't you know your not supposed to have things past their experation date?" Ichiko can be harsh sometimes, you took a sip and looked away.
"Yeah…Todoko, you could at least get someone slightly better looking than that old fart Dayon" was that supposed to help, Karako?? You couldn't tell if she genuinely meant it or not."pfft!" Karako was trying to hold her roaring laugh 'Oh, I guess she was joking…' you looked to Todoko again, she was fuming now! You really knew you shouldn't press her more, but you were still a bit mad at her for flirting with your painful boss. You were always picked on for how flustered you were around him and she wanted to show you how easy it was to do that to him, that day…that was the last straw "Yeah, you'd better hope Atsushi dosen't see you and Dayon together! He'd probably think your with your grandpa!" was that too harsh? you were usually the butt of all their jokes and never said anything back, but now they were all happy you joined in. They couldn't hold back from laughing now, even Todoko was smirking up until you mentioned Atsushi "SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU!!!" she turned to you, oh no..
"And like you can even say anything [y/n]! Wait till you get a boyfriend before you can say anything to me!" "Ku,ku! It's bad when even the super virgin is making fun of your date!" Choroko's glasses glinted. "He, he! Cherry [y/n]!" "*pfft!* C'mon guys! Don't be so mean to virgin-chan!" Osoko put her hand on your shoulder, you squinted your eyes at her. "Maybe she's planning to be a nun!" They were back to laughing out loud again. Now the spotlight was turned to you, it'll never get old for them will it!? You finished off your water and went off on your rant like you usually do, in hindsight, you getting riled up so easy may be why they tease you so much about it. "You know I can't sleep around easily like you guys do! I want there to be a connection first! I need to have feelings for them! I need-"
"Matsuno-san!" Todoko called the boss over, she gave a sinister look back to you before turning back to the boss. "Yes~! What is it my little honeybees?" You speedwalked as fast as you could back to your cubicle before you could be seen, your had to keep your eyes to the floor to hide your red face. They went to straight cackling now at how you reacted to the boss. Todoko got the better of you, again.
Later in the day, the setting sun was peeking through the blinds and into the copier room and you were one of the few people still working there. You were finishing up some of the leftover work your friends left you with. They had invited you to go to a mixer with them like usual, but you promptly declined since you had dealt with enough embarrassment today.
Someone knocked on the doorframe to get your attention. "Oh, it's just you Osomatsu…" "What do you mean 'just me'? He walked over to see what you were doing. "You're really still working? Wow, what a model employee!" he ruffled your hair, you grunted in response. "And it's MISTER Osomatsu to you, lackey!" "Weren't you promoted just last week?" "So! I'm still two days more experienced than you! And the weekend makes it four! FOUR!" he held up four fingers in your face to emphasise his point.
"Fine, 'Mr.Osomatsu' did you need to see me for something?" "Huh? Oh yeah, the boss wanted to see you earlier, but I kinda forgot till now!" He rubbed under his nose. How was this guy promoted? How did he even have this job still?? He just flirts with all the women here! Except you apparently… "Is he still here?" "Yeah he's just sitting there, like this-" Oso crossed his hands in front of his face and looked off into the distance.
"Okay … I'll go see him now. I'm finished here anyway." "Good luck [y/n]-chan! Try not to make too much noise!" He had a smirk at that last sentence. What is he talking about? "Uh, yeah. I'll see you later Osomatsu." You made your way to your boss's office. His door had 'MATSUNO KARAMATSU' in large, glittery, blue letters.