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It was a extremely hot summer day in pasco county florida, and the thunderbolts aka the new avengers (with a z) were congregating in the Gulf View square mall. It was horror movie quiet in there as usual, considering everything but the hot topic and spencers were closed permanently, and there were about 12 different leaks all around the place.
“Ouuu shiiit its creepy as fuucckkk in here” Bob says, hitting his geek bar and passing it to Yelena who does a mad clean ghost in her snapchat camera. “Yessiirr” Yelena replies.
“We need to focus on the mission.” Bucky nonchalantly says.
“Oh yeah what was that again?” Ava asks, grabbing the geek from Yelena and hitting it before violently coughing. “OH SHIT THATS BURNT AS HELL.” she says mid cough.
John nonchalantly steps in front of Ava and grabs the geek bar from her. “Everyone. We need to FOCUS on this mission. There is a ghost loose in here terrorizing the people of Pasco County florida. Our homeland is under attack.” He says, hitting the geek before putting it in his pocket. “And its not even that burnt, you’re just dramatic like my kids Ava.” He adds.
“Can we get on with this?” Bucky asks, his intense aura radiating.
“Oh right,, that.” Bob says.
The group begins walking around and inspecting the mall, its still as dead as usual. They start in the back from the Dillards and begin making their way upwards and out of the dillards.
“Holy shit this place is deader than I thought. It’s almost creepy.” John says.
“Pussy.” Yelena says.
And then..they hear something…oh shiittings mann… a SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The group runs over to the sound, which ended up just being a hot topic employee being attacked by a customer for not having anymore the amazing digital circus jax body pillows in stock. No big deal.
Eventually, they come across a really cold spot in the almost fully abandoned food court.
“Guys, this might be it..” Bucky says nonchalantly like the bad boy he is.
And just like that, the ghost of larp appears. Its wearing shitty flannel and thinks its the coolest mf ever. “I am larp larp larp sahur, ive come to larp this mall!” It says, waving its arms in the air.
“OH SHIT!!! ITS LARP LARP LARP SAHUR…!!!” Bob yells, grabbing his emergency raz from his back pocket and taking a long hit.
“Can you all lock the fuck in for ONE MINUTE.” Bucky yells.
They lock in.
After a very long battle, they defeat larp larp larp sahur and banish it back to twitter.
yay